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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Just saw a video analysis about if the Scooby gang could beat Light Yagami. I wasn’t worried about the gang but I didn’t realize how cooked Light was. Velma alone is way smarter than L, Freddy would instantly see through the trapped drawer that hid the Death Note and Scooby is such a wildcard overall, who is immune to the Death Note because he isn’t human. So even if he gets the rest of the gang, Scooby is coming with a vengeance.

Funniest scenario is Shaggy and Scooby trailing Light only to be confronted by him. Light tries to kill Shaggy but can’t because he would never just give away his name as “Norville Rogers.” Light thinks Shaggy is some genius playing fourth-dimensional chess with him.

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Rukia Kuchiki [Bleach] by TsuyaNoUchi

https://tsuyanouchi.etsy.com

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

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Most video game challenge runs: Can you beat Mega Man without taking damage, Can you beat Mario without jumping? Can you beat Kingdom Hearts at Level 1?

Fire Emblem challenge runs:

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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No LGB without the T!

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every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

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cannot stop thinking about this tweet… AUGH 😭

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Please be kind and patient with yourself. It's not a race. Take your time. Be nicer to yourself.

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The artist: https://www.instagram.com/gottehamham/

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RIP Jonathan Joss (December 22nd 1965 - June 1st 2025).

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Coño don limpio

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Persona 4 Revival 📺💛