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does the 69 button have a name or are we all calling it the 69 button.
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I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed
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Funny how people will throw a tantrum over lgbt characters in kids media because it will turn their kids gay but the same people will roll their eyes and said you are overreacting because "it's just a kids movie" when you complain about Paw Patrol being a copaganda or Lilo and Stitch remake having pro colonization message. Heck, their will tell that if you complain about fatphobic humour.
Apperently my kids thinking is okay to make fun of garbage truck driver it's alright but lord forbid they see to guys holding hands
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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"
what then
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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter
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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
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taking 5 Benederyl is so funny because you can't see the hat man but you DO get this overwhelming sense of anxiety and also audible halluncations 💔
second day in a row 💔💔💔
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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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All men in the picture.
Who cares why she had an abortion. Who cares about her health. Her family. Her options.
Paternalism and patriarchy want to punish women and mothers no matter.
The goal of white nationalism is to make mediocre men feel powerful and to make all girls/women feel unsafe and less than.
When you acknowledge abortion as health care, you get rid of these lynch mob misogynists.
Republicans crave lynch mob misogynists more than even the thought of healthy independent women.
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the teen titans powersets are so crazy because it’s like. girl whose father is the devil, from the bible. girl who can make the earth swallow you. alien princess with laser beams. boy who can do a backflip
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Trump the Chump wants a government handout.
A draft dodger and coward demanding a military parade for their birthday is a humiliation test. Republicans are humiliated once again.
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Rapists, abusers, and sex traffickers all applaud the MAGA attack on children.
Stripping rights that protect and feed children leaves them vulnerable, anxious, and unhealthy.
No decent person wants a seven year old declared independent from their parents.
This is not an isolated policy. MAGA policies are constantly an attack on children, students, mothers, people that are pregnant, parents, and families.
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