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Meta Knight must pay for his crimes.

It's technically his fault that Nightmare got out because he stupidly helps Kirby, then proceeds to want war and goes after Dedede first? He makes no sense.

And that's why I'm sending him to the mini puffball jail.

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I feel like Kirby Air Riders is probably gonna put more emphasis on the racers, hence its name, though I still can't imagine it'll be a very expansive roster even still? It would be hard to picture every dream friend working in an Air Ride way

Even so, the possible riders i could think of was Susie and Magolor.

First of off Susie already has a vehicle of her own, and Magolor could be another flyer like Meta Knight but with an extra boost (This was base off the Dream Collection race). Any other dream friend would either just be the same as another character or plain boring and only being there because of fan-service.

Either way it would still be fine if it was just the same but with new added vehicles and more copy-abilities, If too many characters are in then it would just be a mess.

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"If there's no Kirby modern representation then..."

Be goddamn grateful you got a Kirby Ride sequel for fucksakes, this game is literally about the vehicles and copy abilities not the characters themselves.

At this point let make this game a very overwhelming Mario Kart 2.0 and put pressure on the developers because we wanted modern representation and 100+ characters, then yell at them when they don't give us that.

I swear even when we wanted a Kirby Air Ride sequel for years y'all still complain.

Also yay Kirby Air Riders :>

Here's a plushie.

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Not so happy birthday party

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Who is more of a bitch (Part 2)

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Mini Theory

What if the wheelies are dark matter and that's why Meta Knight used them as energy supplies, because he doesn't care.

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Ringle on top of the clouds

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If you somehow got isekai into Dream Land be prepared to fight anyone you meet because creatures here don't seem to care about reasoning or fucking criticism, it's like attacking is the only answer in these smol creature's minds.

I think the anime one is the best option but worse considering that everyone is a fucking gossiper and stalking is high rate in Pupupu Village, you can't even have a bit of privacy unless you're some minor character or something, but you're a human and these Cappies would probably question who the hell you are, they will give you no mercy whatsoever and will roast your existence.

Now that i think about it, both of these are horrible options, but i swear if you dare hurt Tokkori i will go into that dimension to just beat your ass, I already beaten that bossy know-it-all child!

I know you wouldn't do anything to Shadow Kirby, cause if you did you will never the light of day again.

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Meta Knight is a literal threat if he ever decides to go unbreakable mask and full power takeover on Dream Land.

He's always wearing that stupid weak mask, you may suspect it's because his face looks cute but to be honest no one would give a flying fuck about he looks like since everyone in Dream Land looks cute (except for some creatures) and they would be hypocrites otherwise. Maybe it's to hold him back but then again in the older games he always seems mad that his mask broke. If Meta Knight mask wasn't unbreakable who knows how many fight phases with Kirby would last for.

Meta Knight also must hate Galacta Knight so bad he psychically rip him apart like a nendoroid, unlike Kirby who spare his life. This would also implied to every enemy he faces just to collect their souls.

Now this ain't a long stretch but Kirby murdering everyone for a cake isn't even worse than what Meta Knight would fucking do to Dream Land citizens. Even in Meta Knightmare show how this guy can demolish this whole land by himself for stupid reasons, he literally saw a feather and decided "I'm gonna beat up this big bird up infront of her children as she is a threat for me being strong."

He is willing to attack multiple weak ass Kirbies and but when it comes to psychical threats he decides just to stand there in fear just so he can get his ass beaten.

After Kirby stops Meta Knight from taking over, Meta Knight goes are full on hating Kirby arc, where he doesn't even give Kirby a sword, he even fights him in the mass attack's mini games for no absolute reason, why is he attack someone weaker than him. This borb will fight anyone who gets in his way, he will probably kick a baby who was in his line of sight because that baby is a threat to society as a justify agreement.

Meta Knight is a freaking crashout!

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Just fishing

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A remake of Revenge of Meta Knight as its own spin-off?

Now that i think about it, if Kirby wasn't there in the first place King Dedede could've just stopped them with ease. This game could've had potential as the first ever game starring from both Meta Knight and Dedede's perspectives with it switching between both of their gameplay.

This could absolutely show more character between Dedede and Meta Knight instead of them just being possessed all the time, this could also show more light to The Meta-Knights, Sailor Waddle Dee, Captain Vul and also Bandana Waddle Dee (As he is seen more loyal to Kirby than to Dedede and Battle Royale doesn't help his case either).

Could also explain why Dream Land seems corrupted to Meta Knight which is why he wanted to take over in the first place, this also could bring up Dedede and Meta Knight's past. This would be the best spin-off game with good soundtrack and great storyline (I don't know about the gameplay, i guess it would be fine).

Maybe it wouldn't matter because it wouldn't be canon to the actual mainline games, but it could be like a mainline game it just doesn't feature Kirby as the main character in it.... Let someone else have the spotlight Kirby! T^T

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Everything i see this specific image i just wanna punch him in the face.

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There all in a padding cell together. Who is the last one making it out alive.

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A debat (Cause i like seeing people arguing and fighting).

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Nightmare makes no sense

Serious why didn't he just sent out multiple monsters on Pupupu Village, why does he need customers when he could just do it himself, especially since Kirby came, he would've been highly encouraged to send out a thousand Demon Beasts, but he didn't. Just start another war or something, he can't be that bad.

Why does he need Money too!? Can't he make anything whenever he wants, why can't he just infinite money, even if he has money what will he do with it! Even if N.M.E doesn't get paid, they're still scamming their customers no matter what.

Why do they need to still put their ebay monsters on Kirby and still want money, seriously he like your enemy and you're still worried about money!

If i was Nightmare i would've just started another war, when i noticed that Kirby was a threat to my evil plan.

Realizes that they also had Meta Knight as another threat and they didn't give two fucks about it.

ARE THEY THIS STUPID!!!

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"If i didn't have an Bandana on, would you still remember me." -Bandana Waddle Dee

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Dear SSB community

I blame you all for this game not having too many Kirby characters in it and for the skill issues of these Kirby characters being low tier losers, maybe if you all stop acting like Sakurai is being bias towards Kirby, maybe then we would've have top tier monsters and even Bandana Dee, but no we have 8 ugly fire emblem humans that all look the same with their dumb blue hair.

And the fact Sakurai nerfed the Kirby gang because people would've probably whined like the babies they are, because they won't play these freaks of nature.

Also Kirby shouldn't have survived the thanos attack, because this bitch got shot by the Halberd immediately just by literally getting the Warpstar and aheading his way, how did Sakurai not think that Kirby just got shooted down by a laser when thinking who the final survive would be, but i guess he thought no one would wanted to play these ugly humans anyways.

—I didn't write this Meta Knight did, he forced me to write all of this, so go and yell at him. i am currently at gunpoint right now.