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MY BABY 😭🥰

I love him so much it hurts.

haven't read the ep yet but !!! 😭 taiga with fluffy friemds 💔💔

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… I think I can be okay with that.

If anyone was wondering… I am the opposite of okay. 🥴😩

That’s my man and I love him so much. And no he doesn’t know he’s my man… YET.

Please impregnate me, sir.

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If anyone was wondering… I am the opposite of okay. 🥴😩

That’s my man and I love him so much. And no he doesn’t know he’s my man… YET.

Please impregnate me, sir.

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Don’t get my hopes up 🥲 you’re so cute that I might die

Hey guys! Seiya here~☆

Get to know me :3

Species: Ghoul

Status: Alive

Stigma: Salaur, steals target's voice, but the longer I use it the drier my throat gets :(

Artifact: Electric guitar, can be used to either knock back enemies or be played so loud that it deafens them. Can also be used to just hit people. (Unfortunately cannot be used to actually play music... I cannot play the guitar)

Brief Backstory: Seiya was mute for unknown reasons for most of his life, leading to his sister, Emiko, dying in front of him when he was 14. While their parents were away a robber broke into their house, Emiko told Seiya to stay hidden and call the police while she tried to stop the intruder. You see this was a very stupid thing to do bc Seiya can't talk. He called the police but was unable to speak as he watched his sister get stabbed. Fortunately, the police heard the screaming in the background and were able to trace the call back to their home. By then Emiko was dead and the parents were angry so they disowned Seiya, leading him to make a pact with a demon. He asked if it could bring his sister back first but the answer was no so he got a voice instead.

Additional Information: His first words were an apology to Emiko :(. Also now that he can talk he likes to yap, its actually rlly hard for him to shut up bc he doesn't want to but sometimes he has a hard time pronouncing words since he literally just learned how to talk ~8 or so years ago

Blog rules!

((Uh... you see I would have rules if I have ever done this before but I haven't so idk what I'm doing))

Honestly... you can ask anything, if I don't like it I'll just delete it :p (suseptible to change)

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Ohhh… I’m not that Inspector. She has the short brown hair with bangs. I’m just the weird one that has no filter. So I guess we won’t need to hold hands. 🙃

Hey guys! Seiya here~☆

Get to know me :3

Species: Ghoul

Status: Alive

Stigma: Salaur, steals target's voice, but the longer I use it the drier my throat gets :(

Artifact: Electric guitar, can be used to either knock back enemies or be played so loud that it deafens them. Can also be used to just hit people. (Unfortunately cannot be used to actually play music... I cannot play the guitar)

Brief Backstory: Seiya was mute for unknown reasons for most of his life, leading to his sister, Emiko, dying in front of him when he was 14. While their parents were away a robber broke into their house, Emiko told Seiya to stay hidden and call the police while she tried to stop the intruder. You see this was a very stupid thing to do bc Seiya can't talk. He called the police but was unable to speak as he watched his sister get stabbed. Fortunately, the police heard the screaming in the background and were able to trace the call back to their home. By then Emiko was dead and the parents were angry so they disowned Seiya, leading him to make a pact with a demon. He asked if it could bring his sister back first but the answer was no so he got a voice instead.

Additional Information: His first words were an apology to Emiko :(. Also now that he can talk he likes to yap, its actually rlly hard for him to shut up bc he doesn't want to but sometimes he has a hard time pronouncing words since he literally just learned how to talk ~8 or so years ago

Blog rules!

((Uh... you see I would have rules if I have ever done this before but I haven't so idk what I'm doing))

Honestly... you can ask anything, if I don't like it I'll just delete it :p (suseptible to change)

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😳 H-h-hold hands? *profuse blushing ensues*

Hey guys! Seiya here~☆

Get to know me :3

Species: Ghoul

Status: Alive

Stigma: Salaur, steals target's voice, but the longer I use it the drier my throat gets :(

Artifact: Electric guitar, can be used to either knock back enemies or be played so loud that it deafens them. Can also be used to just hit people. (Unfortunately cannot be used to actually play music... I cannot play the guitar)

Brief Backstory: Seiya was mute for unknown reasons for most of his life, leading to his sister, Emiko, dying in front of him when he was 14. While their parents were away a robber broke into their house, Emiko told Seiya to stay hidden and call the police while she tried to stop the intruder. You see this was a very stupid thing to do bc Seiya can't talk. He called the police but was unable to speak as he watched his sister get stabbed. Fortunately, the police heard the screaming in the background and were able to trace the call back to their home. By then Emiko was dead and the parents were angry so they disowned Seiya, leading him to make a pact with a demon. He asked if it could bring his sister back first but the answer was no so he got a voice instead.

Additional Information: His first words were an apology to Emiko :(. Also now that he can talk he likes to yap, its actually rlly hard for him to shut up bc he doesn't want to but sometimes he has a hard time pronouncing words since he literally just learned how to talk ~8 or so years ago

Blog rules!

((Uh... you see I would have rules if I have ever done this before but I haven't so idk what I'm doing))

Honestly... you can ask anything, if I don't like it I'll just delete it :p (suseptible to change)

[darkwickshorniestinspector]

Can’t wait to follow you around on missions with my favorite himbo captain!

Hey guys! Seiya here~☆

Get to know me :3

Species: Ghoul

Status: Alive

Stigma: Salaur, steals target's voice, but the longer I use it the drier my throat gets :(

Artifact: Electric guitar, can be used to either knock back enemies or be played so loud that it deafens them. Can also be used to just hit people. (Unfortunately cannot be used to actually play music... I cannot play the guitar)

Brief Backstory: Seiya was mute for unknown reasons for most of his life, leading to his sister, Emiko, dying in front of him when he was 14. While their parents were away a robber broke into their house, Emiko told Seiya to stay hidden and call the police while she tried to stop the intruder. You see this was a very stupid thing to do bc Seiya can't talk. He called the police but was unable to speak as he watched his sister get stabbed. Fortunately, the police heard the screaming in the background and were able to trace the call back to their home. By then Emiko was dead and the parents were angry so they disowned Seiya, leading him to make a pact with a demon. He asked if it could bring his sister back first but the answer was no so he got a voice instead.

Additional Information: His first words were an apology to Emiko :(. Also now that he can talk he likes to yap, its actually rlly hard for him to shut up bc he doesn't want to but sometimes he has a hard time pronouncing words since he literally just learned how to talk ~8 or so years ago

Blog rules!

((Uh... you see I would have rules if I have ever done this before but I haven't so idk what I'm doing))

Honestly... you can ask anything, if I don't like it I'll just delete it :p (suseptible to change)

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I’m just saying… would tap. 😏

Hi Seiya! 😋

Hey guys! Seiya here~☆

Get to know me :3

Species: Ghoul

Status: Alive

Stigma: Salaur, steals target's voice, but the longer I use it the drier my throat gets :(

Artifact: Electric guitar, can be used to either knock back enemies or be played so loud that it deafens them. Can also be used to just hit people. (Unfortunately cannot be used to actually play music... I cannot play the guitar)

Brief Backstory: Seiya was mute for unknown reasons for most of his life, leading to his sister, Emiko, dying in front of him when he was 14. While their parents were away a robber broke into their house, Emiko told Seiya to stay hidden and call the police while she tried to stop the intruder. You see this was a very stupid thing to do bc Seiya can't talk. He called the police but was unable to speak as he watched his sister get stabbed. Fortunately, the police heard the screaming in the background and were able to trace the call back to their home. By then Emiko was dead and the parents were angry so they disowned Seiya, leading him to make a pact with a demon. He asked if it could bring his sister back first but the answer was no so he got a voice instead.

Additional Information: His first words were an apology to Emiko :(. Also now that he can talk he likes to yap, its actually rlly hard for him to shut up bc he doesn't want to but sometimes he has a hard time pronouncing words since he literally just learned how to talk ~8 or so years ago

Blog rules!

((Uh... you see I would have rules if I have ever done this before but I haven't so idk what I'm doing))

Honestly... you can ask anything, if I don't like it I'll just delete it :p (suseptible to change)

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Sorry I just needed Towa in so much pain he looked horny on my blog carry on

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🥴

kissing through panties is so 😵‍💫 idc what you got down there genuinely it's hot no matter what

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It’s the

“No longer baby boy, now baby man” for meeee.

😬😬

last meme dump of 2024, happy new year to everyone 🎆🎆🎆

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😩

need a guy who eats me out for his pleasure

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Why does this scene (this man in general) make me want to make him jealous?

I’m imagining…

• As part of the plan to get Sinostra back in good terms with Darkwick I suggested they host their own holiday party.

• Romeo was so down. He loved the idea of decorating, choosing drink specials, and picking out the outfits for him and his goons. But then he told me I had to come to their house’s first holiday party. Formal wear only.

• I’d protested heavily. Reminding him that I don’t own formal wear, let alone much of anything besides my uniforms. He just rolled his eyes and walked away.

• Of course, when I got back to my dorm after classes three days later, I locked eyes with a giant Gucci box sitting on my bed.

• Somehow it fit perfectly despite the fact that I am not your standard model sizing. I checked the sleek dress from every angle trying to find a flaw. It’s not see through. There was enough support for the girls. Wait… Wow my ass looked great! 😩

• There were also smaller boxes with gold jewelry that I found sitting on the kitchen counter. 😳

• He sent me a WickChat at the exact moment I had it all laying on my bed; trying to figure out how much that over-the-top man spent.

• ‘I felt pretty confident on your measurements. Let me know if it didn’t fit. I expect you at the Casino at 8pm promptly for our party.’

• Per his demand, I made sure I walked into the casino at 7:55pm, just in case there was a hold up at the entrance. I ended up wearing that gorgeous black dress with all of the gold jewelry. I let one of the other inspectors do my hair to match, because I definitely couldn’t. I made sure to make my chest glow with a little body glitter and the large ruby necklace that was amidst all the gifts at the center, just to make the other attendees, and hopefully Romeo and his wild captain drool.

• Amidst all the other casino attendees, I fit in. Felt like I was in a James Bond movie. The glamour was overwhelming, but I just had to strut my stuff.

• Taiga saw me first. He just approached me, scotch in his grasp haphazardly, smirk showing off his sharp smile, with his obnoxiously forward flirting tactics much to Romeo’s dismay. He was asking if I was his present. 🎁

• But the Sinostra captain didn’t know that Romeo had bought me all of this, convinced me the days leading up to this day that I could pull it off if I just wore it to their holiday party at the casino.

• “BB, thank god you came. I need your signature on a document that I told Hyde I’d bring to him in the morning. Come with me.”

• Taiga smirked, not convinced by Lulu’s request. But he didn’t say anything. Just cackled a little and returned himself to the Blackjack table that had paused for him.

• He took me to the VIP lounge and I saw that there were only two guards outside, and no one inside. The bustling of the live jazz band and crowds talking was greatly muffled once the doors shut behind us.

• He immediately sat in his chair once we were alone and tells me to show him the dress he chose, obviously wanting to see his handy work.

• “Well sheesh, let me just put on a personal runway show for you, I guess.” I grumbled excitedly at the opportunity. I knew I had argued with him, but I actually felt expensive and nice in the getup.

• I took off my Docs that I was wearing with it, much to his annoyance, and got on top of the round table in the center.

• Obviously, he would be annoyed that I’m being so obnoxious, but as soon as I spin around and strike a few poses, he lost all the complaints he was about to start blurting out.

• I made sure to sit down and strike a few more poses dramatically. As I turned over onto my stomach, I kicked my feet up, rested my head on my hands with my elbows on the hard table top, and smiled.

• “Do I pull it off, Fico?” I whispered sweetly as I locked eyes with him, while showing him how great this dress makes my tits look.

“That chain on your waist was supposed to be a necklace.” Was all he said.

“Huh? Oh, I thought it looked better there than the velvet waist tie. Don’t you think?” I hummed with a smirk.

“Hmm. Maybe… Get off the table and stand up. I need a closer look.” I scrambled off the coffee table as ungracefully as I do most things, and stood in front of him. He inspected the dress with its new adornment. “I suppose that does add a bit more dimension to the solid black of the dress. I approve. You should dress nicer more often.”

I covered my mouth with my hand theatrically, “Was that a compliment?!”

“Tch. The last one you’ll hear from me. I’ll never admit to it again.” He grumbled despite not looking away from me. He plucked a stray hair from my hip and I just laughed at how disgusted he was.

• He frowned at it before tossing it aside and craning his neck to look at me. When he saw me staring back, he clearing his throat and leaned back into his seat, trying to appear uninterested.

• “When you dress with a purpose, you almost appear to be more than a BB. Almost.”

“Too bad I can’t afford to dress with a purpose.” You rolled your eyes at the backhanded compliment. The feeling of inferiority was starting to spread, making me blush slightly.

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to make you feel lesser.” He apologized from his reclined seat. “You actually look like a sleek assassin trying to blend in.”

My head cocked to the side as I digesting that comment, “Thanks? I mean, if you’re saying I have killer looks, I’ll take it.” I threw him the finger guns at my use of the pun but he didn’t acknowledge it.

• Romeo apparently saw something sitting incorrectly and pulled me closer by the hips to adjust it. My shins hit the edge of his seat and he realized then that my breasts were literally in his face. When I saw him blush, I took full advantage of the opportunity.

• “Romeo, did you just check out my boobs?” I questioned. He seemed to panic at my forwardness.

“No! I was just making sure the top portion wasn’t slipping.” He stumbled over his words. “Also, Fico.” He reminded me without looking at anything but me.

• “Cute.” He looked back at me with a fire in his eyes. Ready to protest my affectionate phrase but I lifted the hem of my dress slightly to allow myself to straddle him in his chair. With my hands holding onto the back of his chair on both sides of his head, I continued. “I said it. You’re cute when you’re caught checking me out. Now I know why you wanted to doll me up.”

• He seemed lost in thought. Mouth slightly agape as he tried to determine his next move. As I hovered over him, he made sure to keep as much of his body from touching me and finally said, “Well, I did say you should dress purposefully and that this dark aesthetic is befitting of you. Don’t let it get to your head, though.”

“Far too late for that. Now I know that you can be sweet in your own way. It’s embedded in my brain and heart. It seems this look has gotten to you too.” I smoothly conveyed as I looked down to the tent that’s growing against his pin striped pants.

• Instead of being embarrassed about being caught, he responded confidently, “You are wearing that outfit, dear. That’s why it’s affecting me.”

😳😮‍💨🤤

• Now I want to be his expensive gothic queen. 🖤

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I second this. Skirts are the bane of my existence. How the fuck am I supposed to manspread in a skirt??

This how I want to be standing.

The neurodivergent urge to stand and sit weird at all times doesn’t agree with skirts or dresses. 😩

Can we start hyping up women for dressing masculine again? I want to feel special for wearing pants :(

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On my hands and knees begging the tokyo debunker community to give me more funny memes and cute fluff and smut😭🎀please they got to many depressed men in that game that need love ❤️

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Me when Jiro just…

… exists.

🥴😮‍💨

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My bestie back in the states has a thing for nice/sweet boys. When I mentioned Suba studied here with me she immediately looked him up and fell in love.

😅 🙄

I told her I could try and bang him and let her know how it goes… she was half tempted because she knows how slim the chances are she’d meet him considering non-students aren’t allowed on campus.

I mean… I’m will to give the old college try for her if she wants! 🤔

😏

Something tells me I’m not his type though.

Unless he’s into…

Inattentive ADHD

Loud music

Electric guitars

Colorful hair

And inappropriate humor.

Let me know who thinks I stand a chance and I’ll put in my best effort. FOR SCIENCE 🧪