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Completely out of the blue, but thinking about how I sheepishly had to explain the context of my username/username-related topics to my coworker last night 💀

Like,,, bro occasionally interacts with the Internet to a healthy degree (i.e. he touches grass), but I had to explain that:

1) I have met people on social media, through either fandom or art-related means

2) We can become very good friends despite me knowing basically NOTHING about you (face, name, ethnicity, gender, etc.)

3) Everyone on here has a silly goofy nickname

4) Yes, we unironically refer to each other as these names. Even in serious cases.

A brief example of my explanation yesterday:

"Here is my friend, Dill.

Everyone calls them Dill, but sometimes they can be called Dilly or Pickle.

Yes, their name is DillPickle34.

Yes, I love them- they like drawing geese all the time.

What do geese and pickles have to do with each other?? Hell if I know, but Dill is rad at playing this specific Roblox game I like playing, and always says "Bazinga" whenever they die so yeah.

No, I am not joking, they will scream "BAZINGA" and then comically die.

Yes, this is a real person."

I think my coworker is convinced that everyone I've told him about is either not real, or a complete clown /lh

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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hi im triple AAA game studio. Welcome to our game gunshitters 7. this is a 70$ USD game that is not finished but you can buy the DLC at launch for 50$USD. also theres a seprate in game currency where you can spend 200$USD to get diamonds to buy cosmetics. look at our roadmap. dont you want to pay 30$ for our first season pass? you will unlock special epic gear that will never ever come back so you can get a nice healthy dose of FOMO. the next season pass is next month and is also 30$. also we are locking 40% of the entire game behind our fun new feature 'present mechanics' so you can gift the rest of the game to yourself for the low low price of 40$ and you also get an epic gun skin if you pay for the GOLD season pass for 60$. also you know how the game was unfinished at launch? oh haha were sorry about that. were releasing it now but you need to pay 20$ for it. fuck you. fuck you. fuck you.

guy in a duplex living off of nothing but bread with a computer from 2009: hi everyone im so sorry im late to announce this but my game honeydew mayhem where you can conquer the universe as a bee is gonna release a month late because i still need time to work on making sure that everything works properly and i also need to make sure that the free content updates i will release over time for the next 10 years will be on their way. i need to make sure that you can do absolutely everything you can think of in this game and i still need to polish 20 boss fights and finalize 40 more in-game areas to explore. im sorry you guys will have to wait a bit longer. also my game will be 25$ i hope that isnt too much to ask. if it is i promise it will go on sale soon for 9$. i love all of you and hope you are having a good day

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Hello???? Suggestions????

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worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.

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why would you do this to me

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Okay enough fluff, BACK TO SUFFERING.

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When you've been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

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leg has been spotted

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Also here they are! All versions of 02/Radio/TV that I've made so far! ^^

This was originally a small guide for my friend to draw all of them, showing their markings and differences, but I might as well post them here too.

Maybe I can post their lore and stories here soon? :3 We'll see!

Anyways, here are their individual references!

TV

the original (at least the very first one)

an upgraded 02! (more on what that means another time)

was working with a certain virus previously, but now is on his own

former amnesiac, he knows what he's supposed to be doing. frankly, doesn't do it out of spite <3

Fallacy

an upgraded 02 variant, technical darker variant of TV

travels frequently between the UTMV multiverse and an unknown one...

very closed off (unless you're a certain someone of his)

he's totally friendly guys (i say, like a liar)

seems to remember some things...

Scrap

an 02 variant that slipped between the spaces of AUs, ending up in Salvage (created by @galacii )

was mainly created for this setting! A fun little what-if to explore

has yet to be developed further (hopefully soon :3)

not upgraded nor even powered on! (Low-Battery Mode)

Was discovered by a gang, repaired, and was repurposed as a battle-bot for underground betting.

Has risen the ranks in said underground battle-bot fights

Was later on acknowledged to have some sense of sentience- and was taken under the wing of the gang's leader

Now a integrated part of the gang that he's a part of!

(old ref ^^^^ New ref vvvvv)

Radio

an 02 variant

works with Shattered Dream (by @galacii )

has a piece of Shattered's SOUL inside of him :3

currently trying his best to help Shattered with his goals

still an amnesiac, but doesn't mind not knowing any of his past for now!

(You can find out more about him here: @shit-hell-no-radio )

Vendetta

a Radio variant ? (02 variant) ???

a collection of mismatch parts from other 02 variants stitched together to make something new...

originally was a Radio from a previous time...

doesn't know who he is anymore

my favorite 02 variant :3 (sorry Radio idsgjsdogjsighsoi)

hunts other 02s for parts (and a certain someone as well...)

Renaissance

A Vendetta variant (these just keep getting more and more complex :skull:)

basically the result of a different route Vendetta could have gone down- a non-canon off shoot of his story :3

Ren is made up of a few different 02s than Vendetta

funkier, more messed-up version of Vendetta (yikes)

V#####

a 02 variant that's... not really an 02 anymore

a ghost possessing an 02 to use as its vessel

currently looking for work

basically me repurposing an older OC that needed a body :3

more to come about him maybe later..??

(Old ref ^^^^ New ref vvvv)

Dynamite

Repurposing elements from another story I was working on (Ruins, Runes, and Loons); introduced a VIRUS exclusive to the RR&L story into one of my 02s :3

He is so sad bro has COVID /lh

Infected by an annoying little bug guy that threatens his life constantly (splode code)

His eyes are timers! I wonder what happens when they reach zero...

Unlike a lot of other 02s, he isn't allowed to have joy or friendships. Only sad things await this 02.

So far, this isn't any way to remove the malware. Any attempts have always ended in catastrophic failure.

He's a very gloomy, reclusive 02. A real downer, that one is.

01001111 00110010

Inspired by a spiral of interest for the Backrooms/Liminal spaces

An 02 that has no-clipped and became stranded in these strange places.

Over time, his body has taken on some... quirks.

His TV plastic cabinet can open to reveal an entry to other places. However, most of the time it isn't consistent... other than the place it leads to is one step closer to leaving.

He sometimes gets calls on his phone, but most of the time it's just static.

The grass on his back is real. How? Uh. Who knows.

This 02 has a habit of disappearing and reappearing between spaces. You can trust that if you see him, it's when you need him.

He is passive with the entities that you may find there- (since he's something akin to a mannequin more than anything...)

He enjoys the poolrooms, but you will never see him *in* the water.

"35cap3? ... n0 n0 n0.... can^t 13av3...... h3r3 2 h31p..!"

sooo yeah! Yay for 02 variants!

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Dozer,,,,,

the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ has become one of my favorites recently. 🙂‍↕️<- look how friendly it looks. so kind. 🙂‍↕️ that's right. it's so great

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