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wind riders after every combat: yeeeoowch!! that battle sure was a close one gang! 😅 those silly sentient monkeys chasing us on whimsical pogo sticks almost had us! luckily we all worked together to come up with an impulsive and humorous but ultimately successful scheme to save the day!

maxwell gotch:

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It's a little surprising that the "Monday's child is fair of face" nursery rhyme never caught on as an arbitrary personality-assigner in the same way astrology did. It makes the same amount of sense.

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He's never going to have time to make those shoes for American Girl dolls 😔

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distressing things to say to your friends

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love listening to my own playlists. I am so correct and intelligent and inspired

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movie night at the house

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modesty

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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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alright Skorch. go ahead threaten those rocks

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I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.