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Excuse you, Wookiees can’t do fucking WHAT?

https://sabersourcing.com/2020/11/11/all-of-the-wookiee-jedi-and-their-remarkable-lightsabers/

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

.... You know?

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You’ve come a long way baby

Gaming then and now

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Well this broke my heart

AU where, towards the end, Quiet and Venom get sick of everyone’s bullshit, run off to live in a junky RV somewhere with lots of sun, and have PTSD together. They become that weird couple that occasionally shows up in town and talk to each other in Navajo. Venom collects rocks minerals and has a stash of diamonds that he could probably try to sell, but doesn’t.

P.S. Does he take the arm off to sleep? I don’t think that would be comfortable with all the straps. Same with the eyepatch. Does Quiet even sleep? WHO KNOWS.

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LOADING… MEGAMAN.EXE

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*slams reblog*

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Because the thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is that it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong that you might die. It’s just, work. 

Bonus:

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quick play in a nutshell

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I’m tired of wanting more  I think I’m finally worn 

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