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It’s 10:37 and I’m gonna take a nap love you

me too, love you too sweetie

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I’m severely unhappy because I don’t have a pet, and I know it’s a dumb reason. But I YEARN for an animal. I almost got this cat a girl was giving away because she was allergic to it, but we didn’t pay the pet deposit moving in . So I had to tell the girl no and she took the kitty to a shelter.

I CRIED FOR AN HOUR. Life is not fair all I want is an animal :( I’m convinced I’d be doing so much better if I had a cat or a dog . Just something man , I deserve to take care of a kitty or a puppy 😔

:(((((((

i mean 1 of my cats literally was born under my deck and we didn't find the litter for like a month....... sooooooo... check your deck!

but honestly pets are amazing...

maybe get a fishy- i had one for a while and id literally just stare at him and tell him the most vile things while he pretended to be dead

but i promise one day you'll find a little pain in the ass, and you'll be stuck with them forever :)

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suicide.

A concentration camp, most likely for ‘illegal citizens’ or a detention center. Has been built in Florida, called alligator Alcatraz

Please get me out of this timeline I don’t belong here, reincarnate me so me and Hayden are the same age in like 2005 and we get married thanks

i live in north dakota and a student of my mom's whose family was from peru- who were working on their citizenships were highly advised to deport themselves so ICE didn't- and they did.... NORTH DAKOTA PEOPLE WAKE UPPP

ps can luigi 2.0 stand up already....

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AT LEAST YOU DONT TURN 18 IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS

A concentration camp, most likely for ‘illegal citizens’ or a detention center. Has been built in Florida, called alligator Alcatraz

Please get me out of this timeline I don’t belong here, reincarnate me so me and Hayden are the same age in like 2005 and we get married thanks

i live in north dakota and a student of my mom's whose family was from peru- who were working on their citizenships were highly advised to deport themselves so ICE didn't- and they did.... NORTH DAKOTA PEOPLE WAKE UPPP

ps can luigi 2.0 stand up already....

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YES 😭😭😭😭

Ella Naomi Christensen- my great great grandpa immigrated from Denmark

also... you know how awkward it is to tell people your celeb crush is hayden christensen when they know you're last name????

hayden and i having almost the same last name is so important to me

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A concentration camp, most likely for ‘illegal citizens’ or a detention center. Has been built in Florida, called alligator Alcatraz

Please get me out of this timeline I don’t belong here, reincarnate me so me and Hayden are the same age in like 2005 and we get married thanks

i live in north dakota and a student of my mom's whose family was from peru- who were working on their citizenships were highly advised to deport themselves so ICE didn't- and they did.... NORTH DAKOTA PEOPLE WAKE UPPP

ps can luigi 2.0 stand up already....

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Can one of my European mutuals please smuggle me over there America is actually so deep fried i will not survive it. I won’t make it to college at this rate

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hayden and i having the same last name but not even being distantly related is so important to me

hayden and i having almost the same last name is so important to me

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me when my therapist asks me if i'm ok after unloading 17+ years of trauma:

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Why the fuck did you post this?

Saw a TikTok comment said and I quote

‘ Fun fact, vaders suit actually had a system that turned his waste into nutrient paste. So basically he never had to eat his suit kinda human centipeded him ‘

I didn’t need to know this

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Girl- the fact that I was sleeping and woke up randomly… and opened my app to see you posted…

…I’m in love… this is better than I could ever imagine

　★　STITCHES　⨟　S. Monroe & S. Barringer

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❝Waiting for the chance to beat you, drooling on the set to feel you, blessing you with every kiss.❞

﹙characters﹚︰ Sam "I'm Not Gay" Monroe, Scott Barringer

﹙pairing﹚︰ Sam x Scott

﹙synopsis﹚︰ Sam's little secret gets out. Scott has to put him in his place.

﹙content warnings﹚︰ gay sex, f-slur usage, takes place in 2001 so don't take it too personal, biblically accurate (twink) sam

﹙notes﹚︰ Ella (@darthrenswiftie) came up with this. Knew what I had to do. Might be a genius with that picture setup not sure though.

When it got back to him that Scott had seen the video, Sam was absolutely mortified. No way, his crush had seen it. Scott Barringer, the captain of the football team, the guy that's fucked every girl at school . . . now he knows that Sam wants to be one of those girls too.

Initially, Scott made fun of it. Laughing with his friends about the "little faggot twink freak" that's pulling his cock to the thought of getting pounded by the jock. He knows that Sam stays late for the football games, solely for his friend Josh that's also on the team. The two of them will hang out, Sam will occasionally accompany him in the locker room just for support. So, he decided to take matters into his own hands. Sam wants to get fucked? Fine. He'll show him just what he's in for.

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀✮ ✮ ✮

Perfect. Josh was kind enough to help Scott set Sam up. Sam sits on the bench in the locker room, drumming his ring-clad fingers against the wood when the door opens and slams heavily, almost ominously. The scent of nearly overbearing cologne hits Sam's senses and he freezes. No. Is it . . . ? He turns around, and suddenly, he's face to face with Scott Barringer himself. Oh, god. They both remember that video. Where Sam cries the blonde's name, his pretty pink lips glistening with saliva from repeated licking and his hand sticky and slick with his release.

"Hey there, fag."

Sam's eyes widen a fraction at the insult. He swallows, brow furrowing in irritation. "I'm not gay," he says defensively, getting up and putting some distance between the two of them. Scott just eats the distance right back up, cornering the other against the lockers. Suddenly, he slams him into the red lockers, making them rattle, and making Sam yell in pain. "Ow! The fuck was that f- whatareyou- ohh," his protests fade into a moan as Scott's knee presses against the stiffy in his cargo shorts. "Oh my god, Monroe, you are a fucking little twink. Is this all 'cause of me? You hard 'cause of me?"

Against his better judgement, Sam starts to grind against Scott's knee for friction, his eyes fluttering closed, his pretty lashes resting against his rosy cheeks. "Yeah, that's right, get yourself off on me like the little whore you are. You wan' me t'fuck you in the ass, don't you? Don't you?" He taunts. Sam nods desperately, and that's all Scott needs.

In an instant, Scott has Sam bent over the bench, his ass up in the air. Fuck, he's cute. No, this isn't what he's here for. He's here to teach him a lesson, not actually get off on this. Discarding his pants but not his socks, Scott positions himself behind Sam, landing a harsh smack to his ass, watching with satisfaction and reverie as the flesh jiggles and turns a bright red. Sam moans beneath him, gripping the sides of the bench desperately, trying to brace himself, but nothing prepares him for the feeling of the tip of the blonde's cock prodding at his tiny little hole. No lube, either? God, he's fucked. Literally.

Scott spits down onto his hole and smears it around before he holds Sam's cheeks apart, fingers digging into the plush, pliant globes before forcing himself inside. Well, the tip at least. Maybe it'd be better if Sam was riding him? He pulls out and yanks Sam onto the floor to get him out of the way before parking himself on the bench. "Get the fuck up here," he orders, patting his lap. "Face away, I don't wanna see your face when we do this." As if that makes it count any less.

Hurriedly, Sam takes hold of Scott's knees before lowering himself down slowly, whimpering as the tip pushes past the tight ring of muscle for the second time tonight. This is definitely better. It hurts like a bitch, no lube, barely any spit, Sam thinks he's going to be torn in two. Once he's fully inside, Scott hooks his arms underneath Sam's knees, pulling his legs up. "This is what you wanted, isn't it?" He breathes against his ear, making Sam nod pathetically. "Yeah, uh huh," he moans. Scott nuzzles his neck, giving a harsh thrust upward. "Then fucking take it."

Sam's mind is fuzzy, all he can do is whimper and moan like a whore, his voice echoing off the walls of the empty locker room as Scott thrusts up into him, stretching him beyond anything he's ever felt before . . . much, much thicker than his fingers, and much, much thicker than that plug he snagged from Spencer's with the help of a fake ID.

"Ohmygod, hurts so fuckin' good!" Sam cries, his voice slurring, eyelids fluttering and eyes rolling back, lips parted in pleasure, drool threatening to spill from his open mouth. He's absolutely going dumb on Scott's cock, and it really doesn't help that the blonde is all up against that sweet spot on his neck. "So loud," he pants, thighs starting to quiver, but he's nowhere near as messy as Sam is right now. His cock weeps precum that smears onto his shirt with every rub of his bouncing cock against it. "'s so big, fuck," Sam drawls, his moans getting higher pitched.

Scott stands, pushing Sam against the set of lockers once more, pressing his face against the cold metal and starting to thrust, now that he has better access. Sam arches his back and grabs at the lockers, settling on gripping the handles, every thrust from the boy behind him making the shoddy locker doors rattle. Scott grabs a fistful of Sam's hair and yanks his head back, other hand wrapping around his throat from behind and cutting off his airflow. "There's no way you're this fuckin' tight," he grunts, his hair sticking to his forehead with sweat, his own cheeks flushed and rosy just like Sam's.

He's enjoying it. He's supposed to be teaching this little virgin freak a lesson, but he's enjoying it!

"Pleasepleaseplease," Sam moans, one hand moving from the locker handle to his cock, pumping it in time with Scott's thrusts as best he can. "Fuck, yes, yes, yes," his hand shakes, he has to use both of them to brace himself to keep himself from collapsing as his legs quiver, threatening to give out. His stomach churns with warmth, a tight coil about to snap at any given second. "'m gonna fuckin' cum," he warns, his eyes rolling back as he lets out the most pathetic noise Scott has ever heard in his life before spurting ropes of white onto the lockers before him, his cock twitching over and over, some of the pearlescent release falling onto his boots and the floor. It's so fucking much.

Scott stills, and with his own moan, he finishes inside Sam, a rush of satisfaction washing over him, adrenaline still pumping through him. They pant heavily, breaths mingling as Scott lets go of Sam's hair and pulls out of him, watching as the boy collapses to his knees, upper body falling forward and giving the blonde a good view of his fluttering hole. "Fuck, look at you..." Scott whispers, tugging his pants back on. "Get the fuck up before someone finds you in here, freak." He gives Sam's ass one more hard smack. "And you better not tell anyone. It's my word against yours. Got it, fag?"

Sam rolls onto his side, his hole aching. "Whatever asshole... get lost." He mutters. Scott rolls his eyes, slinging his bag over his shoulder. "Freak." "Dickbag." Sam shoots back, not bothering to watch as Scott leaves, the door slamming closed behind him.

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@darthrenswiftie drabble format or fic format? kinda feeling fic format

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I woke up from a five hour nap like an hour and a half ago,. It’s only 9:43 pm. I’m gonna go to sleep again but I’m def gonna wake back up at maybe 11. And then I’ll shower because night showers are peak, put my clothes in the washer then WRITEEE ROARRRRR.

I can’t stay consistent to save my life bro like omg😭

NO CUZ THATS SO VALID

my sleep schedule:

fall asleep around 1030-11

wake up 1230-1

stay up till like 4

sleep till 9 or 10

take nap around 1 or 2, sleep till 4 or 5 and repeat

everything is better at night

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ok so- sam is the loner druggie "freak". scott the popular football player, whose fucked every cheerleader at least once. a vid gets leaked on social media of sam masturbating and like moaning and crying out scott's name-- which then scott needs to put the little bitch in his place....

OH MY GOD LET ME FUCKING COOK

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Oh shit damnit I asked the wrong mutual wait lmaoooo

i was finna say 😭

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If you insist…

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i can be your cougar 😏😼