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FIIIIND MY MoIRAIL oR Xo HELP ME!!!!

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WELL XHIT

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(|—, ooh noo thee oonly waay too geet my “gruubineezz” ooff iiz by heeaat. zoo pleeaazee. goo juump iin aa fiiree. :)

HA HA HA HA oH WoW

HoLY XHIT

XWEET XWEET BULGEX IN MY MoUTH

YoU ARE Xo CLEVER AND FUNNY I CAN'T EV-

*kellis proceeds to cover his mouth and quickly drag him upstairs as he screams internally*

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(|—, whaateeveer juuzt doont puut yoouur gruubby haandz aall ooveer my zhiit.

BELIEVE ME I FEEL LIKE I NEED A XHoWER JUXT BY WALKING IN THE DooR I WoULDNT WILLINGLY INFEXT MYXELF LIKE THAT

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(|—, iif iit dooeeznt pleeaazee yoouuree mooree theen weelcoomee to geet oouut. aand ziincee thiiz iiz my hiivee ii doont haavee too goo aanywheeree.

No No I EXPECTED NoTHING LEXX FRoM YoU GEZBoN

I GUEXX WE'LL GET oUT oF YoUR WAY Xo YoU CAN Do....WHATEVER IT IX YoU EVEN DO

*grabs kellis' hand and starts walking to her respiteblock*

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arcuscanbya replied to your post: *looks around the hive in disgust* WELL NoT LIKE...

(|—, fuuck ooff aand geet oouut.

KELLIX'X HIVE WAX Xo CLEAN BUT I DoUBT EVEN XHE CoULD Do ANYTHING WITH THIX PLACE.... I'LL NEVER UNDERXTAND FoR THE LIFE oF ME WHY XHE WoULD LIVE HERE

ANYWAY XHE AND I HAVE THINGX To Do Xo WHY DoNT YoU Go PLAY XoMEWHERE????

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*looks around the hive in disgust*

WELL NoT LIKE I EXPECTED ANYTHING LEXX

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(|—, doo iit zoomeewheeree eelzee!

TEMPER TEMPER XHEEXH

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arcuscanbya replied to your post: KNoCK KNoCK MoTHERFUCKERX!!!!

(|—, goo aawaay noo oonee waantz yoouu!

ooooH XoMEoNE'X CRANKY!!!! I DoNT WANNA BE IN YoUR XMELLY HIVE AX MUCH AX THE NEXT TRoLL BUT KELLIX AND I HAVE BUXINEXX

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KNoCK KNoCK MoTHERFUCKERX!!!!

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GRoXX!!!! XHUT UP LUMXEN GoDDAMN

(|—, eeh? buut ii caamee heeree too waatch aa mooviiee. ii caan doo thaat laateer aat hoomee. :)

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Noooo YoU DUNCE!!!! ILL BE DAMNED IF IM GoNNA XIT HERE AND WATCH YoU XUCK FACE WITH MY MoIRAIL ALL NIGHT!!!!

*Follows behind her.*

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RIGHT

YoU GUYX GoTTA XIT XEPERATELY THoUGH

*Follows behind her.*

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YEAH YEAH

*shuts the door behind them* WELL Xo WHAT ARE WE DoING ToNIGHT????

(|—, heelloo Eeccoonk. hoow aaree yoouu dooiing toodaay?

*leads kellis inside, and gives of his best fake smile* oH IM JUXT XPLENDID!!!! NoT LooKING FoRWARD To XCRUBBING THE DIRT YoU TRACK INTo MY HIVE oFF MY FLooR ToNIGHT THoUGH, BUT I GUEXX THATX THE PRICE To PAY WHEN YoURE A GREAT HoXT LIKE ME

*just facepalms and sighs, grabbing gezbons hand* cmØn..

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*leads kellis inside, and gives of his best fake smile* oH IM JUXT XPLENDID!!!! NoT LooKING FoRWARD To XCRUBBING THE DIRT YoU TRACK INTo MY HIVE oFF MY FLooR ToNIGHT THoUGH, BUT I GUEXX THATX THE PRICE To PAY WHEN YoURE A GREAT HoXT LIKE ME

*runs up to the big castle doors and knocks on them a couple times* 3:)!!

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*opens the door and smiles at kellis*

WELL IF IT IXNT KELLIX *pats her head, then looks up at gezbon* AAAAND I XEE XHE BRoUGHT A PET

*runs up to the big castle doors and knocks on them a couple times* 3:)!!

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MooooTHERFUCKERX

FINALLY GoT THE CoNKXUXKING INTERNET WoRKING AGAIN