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i was the first girl to get shrunk so small that they blew a bubble around me and i wasnt even big enough to break the tension in the soap and i floated away into the sky until it popped 100 meters up and i fell for what felt like years due to my low terminal velocity and when i hit the ground i wasnt even hurt and i joined an ant colony. since then ofcourse there have been many others.
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Full frontal Ricky (my pet crawdad)
RICKY BABY BOY
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haters will see you mind control them and be like i do not hate you any more
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Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living
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good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something
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tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement
Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃
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A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time
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dick so good it turns you into hold on i can’t finish this post. there’s a cobweb on my couch i can see it
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