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In a world of AO3 warriors, I'm forever a Tumblr Trooper...

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we need more hawk fanfics 🥲

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If I have to read the words

Globes of your ass in a fic one more time im gonna lose it. Like, can we not do better.

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Please, God, let me have a boyfriend by October 31, 2025, so I can dress him up as Kylo Ren 🙏

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why are there no finn nelson × reader fanfictions?? how am i supposed to be happy if i can't live in my little fantasy world in which finn fucking nelson tells me that he likes my music taste and brushes my hair behind my ear 😮‍💨😮‍💨🙏😞

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My hot take is that draco was horny for all three of them and the three of them COULD NOT be bothered

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Its that time of year again

December = remembering my unhealthy obsession with Mattheo Riddle and reading all the fanfics I've missed

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Anyway, would love 9-1-1 to end an episode with a Buddie fake out where Buck and Eddie are just full on making out and then It cuts to Eddie shooting up in bed all sweaty and panting, after clearly just having a sex dream about Buck.

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That look is on my face rn because why tf is there no moose x reader fics like anywhere he is fine. I dont even want smut. i just want any type of fic, and their are none. If you know of any pls lmk

The look on my face when i search *characters name* smut and nothing comes up could actually kill

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i love you sober friendly spaces i love you restaurants w mocktails on the menu i love you social events not hosted at bars i love you bringing non-alcoholic drinks to parties i love you shamelessly being sober so people know it’s accepted i love you not making fun of ppl who don’t drink i love you still inviting people who don’t drink to social events where ppl are drinking if u know they’re comfortable w it i love you normalizing not drinking

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if i survived a slasher it’s because i fucked him

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bitches be like "I want him." and he's a literal murderer who wouldn't hesitate to slit your throat 🙄

It's me, I'm bitches.

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"nobody is judging you" wrong, my mother is seemingly always judging every single stranger she sees