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I think my mind operates on a higher plane of existence

Especially when it comes to the most obscure cross overs ever. Case in point:

Funny, Misogynistic

Nerdy, simp

Strong willed, love interest

Fucking, weirdo

Bitchy, Friend

Yeah. I cooked with this one, not taking criticism at this time.

I think Horace and Grandma Weir can be compared as… old people ( Horace be better tho) and Alan and the little sister whose name I can never remember are…. Annoying.

Anyways I ate with this one fr.

I gs Jesse can be fucking… Experion or something idk

(Me after taking two cases of classic sitcom Disney show stereotypes and yapping like I did something actually)

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breathing organism

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pure devastation

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Probably the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in the flesh

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why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman

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BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

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south park was doing this like, extensive anti-social justice culture tirade that reddit was lapping up and then trey walked in one day and said “lets take a break…. for yaoi”

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

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what effect is this supposed to have on me

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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