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I wonder if my phone + case weighing like 12 ounces is doing anything bad to my fingers
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when i take my phone case off i feel concern and fear knowing that some people just rawdog their phone like that like its so slippery girl you are carrying around a little fish
#i have a foldable phone and the case i got partially broke#so the front screen has just been raw without a bumper or anything#i just know im going to shatter it before i get a new case#at least i still have. 80% of a case#without it I'd have literally zero grip#I genuinely think the device is pretty naked because it's not a cometely generic slab. fun corners and accents#the case broke yesterday so im giving it 1 week before i drop it on the tile at work#if u think I'm bougie for owning a foldable i wont argue with u. but i will bring up i bought it secondhand
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taking multiple weeks off work solved everything. I've done nothing but binge TV and rot in bed
#davepaste#god the ending to House MD was very fitting#idk if it was my favourite. but i understood and appreciated it#i took those weeks off to make doctors appointments for my funny pain and symptoms#which got me nowhere#except some really confusing test results#where i tested positive for syphilis antibodies. tested negative for active infection. then tested negative on the other antibody test#so whatever is making my lymph nodes swell to the size of grapes and quarters is also throwing weird false positives#i also bought and (poorly) installed a window AC unit that im partially suffocating#has maybe 1“ of clearance on the sides. the top of the unit has like a foot of clearance but it's boxxed in. the rear is fully unobstructed#wonder how long until it kills itself with this setup
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In Season 19 Episode 15 of Family Guy, "Customer of the Week," a brief shot includes a reference to Sonic '06 in the background, the game placed between Disney Pixar's Brave and a copy of Portal 2. Does anyone give a shit?
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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use
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This is a doodleysketch of my oc, he’s not the main character for the story but he’s a fun little guy. He’s just ridden with anxiety and is the “is this legal????” “Never mind I’m sorry for asking” Person of the group. This is more of a concept design but i realized i was a little late on posting so you get a the doodleysketch
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testing things out and making her look like a scan (a bad one, probably)
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