davianprime
davianprime
I Radiate Muppet Energy(Ionizing)
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This seems like as good a place as any to put things. Feel free to use any of my D&D stories in your campaigns, just say it came to you in someone else's dream. If you have a D&D idea you want help with, let me know, and if I have time I'll do my best.
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davianprime · 5 months ago
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The Emperor listened to his ministers as they told him why each of the books on their long list needed to be banned.
"Gentlemen, your explanations are a good start."
"So you will ban these books?"
"Not at all! If these books are problematic, we must provide context to help them be understood."
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davianprime · 6 months ago
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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.
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davianprime · 6 months ago
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A picture I took at work
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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If I could freeze time, I would take SO many naps
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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In Bruce Almighty, it's revealed that Jennifer Annistin was praying for Bruce to find his way and find strength and whatnot. @JimCarrey had set all prayer replies to "YES." That's how he had such a massive character change in a week.
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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Movie Idea: @SnoopDogg stars in a kids movie as the voice of a K9 detective. Snoop Dogg in...Snoop Dog!
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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Wall-e fits really well as a Black Mirror episode
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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Seriously though, what is with courtrooms and wood paneling?
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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Hey, so, Angel's in the Outfield...they were cheating, right? The heaven angels were helping the baseball Angel's cheat? Did God have money on them?
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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It's a tragedy that #ChrisFarley wasn't alive to play Alex Jones on #SNL
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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No such thing as a silly question?
What's the world's biggest clown nose?
Check. Mate.
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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I've never seen someone use jazz hands while playing jazz.
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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Movies that ignored repercussions: The Mask. Magic is real and Norse mythology is the one true religion.
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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Search for Spock: Awesome! Voyage Home:Woo! I can stay up a bit longer. Generations:lmma hate myself in the morning...orth it! #StarTrek50
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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Watching Star Trek Into Darkness. It cut to commercial 1/2 way into Spocks "KHAN!" I like to believe it continues through the ads. KHAAAA..
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davianprime · 9 months ago
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I wanted a gritty reboot of Inspector Gadget until remembered Robocop existed.
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