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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
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friends: why are you single? me screaming inside: IM FUCKING UGLY me: idk I just don’t have the time for anyone
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Music Video: Carly Rae Jepsen - I Really Like You (featuring Tom Hanks)
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Where are my muses when I need them?!
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friend: hey do you have a skype
me: uh
me: no
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