davidtuchman
davidtuchman
David Tuchman: Internet Funny Person
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Pleasant amusement and occasional sincerity
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davidtuchman · 9 years ago
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https://soundcloud.com/omgwtfbible/episode-38-chapters-31-37
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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What crazy world does Terry Wise live in where the New York Times doesn’t have web presence?
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“hey let’s not drag fox news into this.”
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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lol how can anyone believe Morrissey is a real person i mean come on
film fact of the day
The Smiths aren’t a real band. Zooey Deschanel was supposed to say “I love Radiohead” during the elevator scene of 500 Days of Summer, but she forgot her line and improvised the name “The Smiths”. the music heard in the movie by this make-believe band was provided by Pavement.
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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It’s easy if you completely ignore the Germanwings event. Constitution-obsessed nutjobs are desperately trying to hijack control of the country away from Obama, who is peacefully maintaining a stabilizing course.
Would love to see how this is a good cartoon
I don’t know if you’ve seen this, but I’m dying to hear the interpretation of this cartoon that isn’t horrifying.
http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2015/03/posted-by-ben-shapiro.html
- MacCrocodile i mean obviously it’s a commentary on how we sealed our own fate by blindly implementing all the “security theater” measures over the past 14 years.
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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At the launch for Shulem Deen's "All Who Go Do Not Return." Check him out on the podcast on 4/27! @shdeen
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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THESE ARE ALL THE THINGS I’M AFRAID OF! women in spandex with machine guns
fireworks castles
villain trees
What a nightmare!
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Spider-Man: Fear Itself (Marvel Graphic Novel #67 - Marvel Comics - February 1992)
Illustrator: Joe Jusko
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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Show next week with Catie Lazarus! Come for the pizza, stay for the funny hats!
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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I don’t post this stuff a lot but my podcast has been going on forever and I went to Philly recently and did a show there and it was really fun so check it out!
OMGWTFBIBLE with David Tuchman has hit Philadelphia! On February 25th, David was joined by Temple professor Mark Leuchter at Raven Lounge in Philly to read “Terumah,” the seventh portion in Exodus next to a stripper pole. Among other things, they discussed Professor Leuchter’s love of...
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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So many episode!
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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popculturebrain:
Hard to believe the last 3 weren’t in the original.
It's crazy how ubiquitous these folks are now but in 2001 Jon Hamm was on TV's Providence, Jason Schwartzman was a 21-year old with nothing but Rushmore on his resume, and Wiig and Pine didn't even have TV credits. Their careers have exploded pretty quickly! Also, I'm still waiting on the announcements of Adam Scott, Chris Pratt, Aubrey Plaza, Nick Offerman, Will Ferrell, and Seth Rogen.
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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Bummer
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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Since she prick'd thee out for women's pleasure, mine be thy love and thy love's use their treasure, bruh.
famous shakespeare quotes but with “bruh” at the end of them
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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Hug them hard Hard them soft Hug them long Those dads ain't gonna hug themselves It's up to you as an American to HUG THOSE DADS
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What the fuck
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davidtuchman · 10 years ago
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davidtuchman · 11 years ago
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Chanukah'd, with a gift from @tabletmag
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davidtuchman · 11 years ago
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davidtuchman · 11 years ago
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If this is a true story, why is Rob Smith, Jr. buying his lunch at a place called "Burger Death" where apparently cashiers shout about their wages while waiting for customers? That sounds like a terrible restaurant.
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sadly, a person making minimum wage in america would be baffled by seeing a bill larger than a $5 or $1. a good cartoon.
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