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Everyone needs a plushie to tell them they're beautiful every day.

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tbh my hot take is that a lot of people are obnoxiously weird about feet and its usually not the people that have foot fetishes

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“this meeting could’ve been a email” except its “this esoteric children’s punishment could’ve been a normal conversation with them”

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nova update

i had a sandwich earlier. it was really good and i want more but there was only ☝️ one

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Opinions on this?

very important feature

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Bell that makes you girl 🔔

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Finally decided to draw something after so long. 02 may be a horrific creature, but to Kirby, it's just another foe in his way. Love 02 (kirby).

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they clearly hate eachother

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my formless homunculi are so cute

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now imagine milk and cockies

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Everybody's favorite perpetually sweaty pizza guy

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wtf is a human. is that a open species like protogens

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Who's Mommy's disgusting little Christmas Grub, suitable only to vacuum peppermint dust off the floor with your mandibles? #xmasification #christmasgrub #mommydom

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He is fat and bald and people all around the world wanna fuck him

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Job? personality disorder?? societal pressures weighing down on you??? Ok bro . Get in the crate bro . You know you need crate time

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it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

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y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores