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say what you will about dragon age but I have a sleeveless velvet wizard robe with yellow plaid lining and mint green gloves so...

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*a Michaels employee* sir, some teens are spelling curse words with the wood letters and squatting next to them again

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this fucking vine. i want steve buscemi to say this. like i want a remake of this vine starring steve buscemi

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dog riding dog

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the moment I realized I was gay was when I had a loud public fight about the difference between a microplane and a cheese grater with my boyfriend 

Food Network is gay culture if you watch food network you’re gay

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A blackbird from our old bird book. I think the artist is Raymond Harris Ching.

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reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

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Slytherin asthetics

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I waited on the best customer yesterday. He was a 70 year old guy with a shirt that said “no No NO” on front and “I’m SORRY” on the back. When he got to the register he waved to his family and said “I don’t want anything. I’m just here to pay for everything.” 

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i want to kno more about kink manifestation tbh like what makes ppl think the weirdest things are hot. like is there any reason to it? is it just getting bored with everything normal idek

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when u call for ur cat n u hear the lil pap pap pap of their feet as they come to u

reblog if u agree

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Athanasius Kircher. The Selenic Shadowdial or the Process of the Lunation, Ars Magna Lucis et Umbrae (The Great Art of Light and Shadow). 1646.  

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