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People who still Main Bayonetta in Smash Ultimate are braver than the us marines

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Not to alarm yall or anything but Brock FINALLY found himself a fucking queen

Black love all 2k19

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Artist:  I’m trying to get out of my comfort zone.

Artist’s Mind:

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Cardi B wins for the fusion then.

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Based off of @turbobyakuren’s amazing text post on twitter!

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THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT >:V!!!!!!

December 24 is the 20th anniversary of Happy Tree Friends

August 27 is the 25th anniversary of Mother 2 (Earthbound)

July 27 is the 30th anniversary of Mother 1 (Earthbound Beginnings)

January 21 is the 20th anniversary of Super SMASH Bros

September 22 is the 20th anniversary of Resident Evil 3: Nemesis

March 5 is the 10th anniversary of Resident Evil 5

October 29 is the 10th anniversary of Bayonetta

April 15 is the 15th anniversary of Kirby & The Amazing Mirror

Well, there are still months but we will celebrate when those days arrive! >:D

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Bayonetta: *walks into an art museum*

Bayonetta: I am here to donate myself.

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Madame Butterfly: How can I help you Bayonetta?

Bayonetta: I’m gonna need a demon to clobbah that there Fortitudo!

Madame Butterfly: That’s what we do best at Inferno!

Jeanne: Better get it with a money back guarantee!

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Your ‘exposure’ ain’t worth shit. Pay artists, bitch.

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STORY TIME:

I work in a decent sized, local, indie bookstore. It’s a great job 99% of the time and a lot of our customers are pretty neat people. Any who, middle of the day this little old lady comes up. She’s lovably kooky. She effuses how much she loves the store and how she wishes she could spend more time in it but her husband is waiting in the car (OH! I BETTER BUY HIM SOME CHOCOLATE!), she piles a bunch of art supplies on the counter and then stops and tells me how my bangs are beautiful and remind her of the ocean (“Wooooosh” she says, making a wave gesture with her hand)

Ok. I think to myself. Awesomely happy, weird little old ladies are my favorite kind of customer. They’re thrilled about everything and they’re comfortably bananas. I can have a good time with this one. So we chat and it’s nice.

Then this kid, who’s been up my counter a few times to gather his school textbooks, comes up in line behind her (we’re connected to a major university in the city so we have a lot of harried students pass through). She turns around to him and, out of nowhere, demands that he put his textbooks on the counter. He’s confused but she explains that she’s going to buy his textbooks.

He goes sheetrock white. He refuses and adamantly insists that she can’t do that. It’s like, $400 worth of textbooks. She, this tiny old woman, bodily takes them out of her hands, throws them on the counter and turns to me with a intense stare and tells me to put them on her bill. The kid at this point is practically in tears. He’s confused and shocked and grateful. Then she turns to him and says “you need chocolate.” She starts grabbing handfuls of chocolates and putting them in her pile.

He keeps asking her “why are you doing this?” She responds “Do you like Harry Potter?“ and throws a copy of the new Cursed Child on the pile too.

Finally she’s done and I ring her up for a crazy amount of money. She pays and asks me to please give the kid a few bags for his stuff. While I’m bagging up her merchandise the kid hugs her. We’re both telling her how amazing she is and what an awesome thing she’s done. She turns to both of us and says probably one of the most profound, unscripted things I’ve ever had someone say:

“It’s important to be kind. You can’t know all the times that you’ve hurt people in tiny, significant ways. It’s easy to be cruel without meaning to be. There’s nothing you can do about that. But you can choose to be kind. Be kind.”

The kid thanks her again and leaves. I tell her again how awesome she is. She’s staring out the door after him and says to me: “My son is a homeless meth addict. I don’t know what I did. I see that boy and I see the man my son could have been if someone had chosen to be kind to him at just the right time.”

I’ve bagged up all her stuff and at this point am super awkward and feel like I should say something but I don’t know what. Then she turns to me and says: I wish I could have bangs like that but my darn hair is just too curly.“ And leaves.

And that is the story of the best customer I’ve ever had. Be kind to somebody today.

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i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead

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Just press play

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Remember to support the artists you love, likes don’t spread their work….

Deviantart || Twitter || Patreon || Webcomic

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THIS IS AMERICA Don’t catch you slippin’ up

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(Galeem and Dharkon are fighting)

Every fighter: Can we get a waffle? Can we please get a waffle?!

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Isabelle: I’m so glad everyone pitched in to help with the party! Now Wolf, I need you to run the raffle booth

Wolf: I’m your man!

Isabelle: -and don’t yell at the customers

Wolf: I’m sort of your man.

Isabelle: -and smile.

Wolf: You’re going to need another man.