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Really cool and mature people drink hot chocolate in August

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Like Marie Kondo once said, if it doesn’t make me snicker and cackle wildly like the imp from Strange Magic, I don’t need it in my life.

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i am not joking we need to force teach cooking in schools. like. it is an essential thing for survival. do you know how easy it is to make things if you know even the bare bones shit about how cooking works. we need to teach teenagers how far you can take an onion and some other veggies it''s sad that people grow up not knowing how to prepare literally anything. and i'm not talking about oh this home ed class taught me how to make chicken nuggets at home i'm talking about learning the balancing of sweetness and acidity and saltiness and bitterness and shit like that and techniques and oil temperatures and how meats cook. it needs to be taught because it's literally not even that difficult and it matters so much

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me picking the basket anyway:

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

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After having time to reflect, I’d like to double down. younger me was a genius and a visionary. I am 73% serious.

I vote that we replace all staircases with elaborate systems of ziplines and obstacles courses.

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Fine. I’ll own up to it. I’m jealous of All Might.

Anyone want to become my archenemy, build some healthy banter and tension, and then rip out my stomach in a dramatic battle?

I wholly believe my health would improve as a result.

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*delivery boy voice* I'm in

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I vote that we replace all staircases with elaborate systems of ziplines and obstacles courses.