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i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

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“Your energy introduces you before you even speak.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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dude/babe it’s the same thing

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so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers

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I don’t really want my relationship to be like romantic as fuck all the time. Like yo I need a girl that’s gonna surprise attack me with water guns or lay around in the same pair of our pajamas we’ve worn the past three days eating pizza and playing grand theft auto. Don’t get me wrong the romantic shit is nice but I enjoy being weird and wild together too.

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when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub

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heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’” 

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*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*

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Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly