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fangs in your neck friday. If anyone still cares at all

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Don't even have sex

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Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

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You guys know Dave & Buster’s? Did you know the same men own Barnes and nobles.

Dave Barnes and Buster Noble

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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oh shit wait brainblast incoming

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becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

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wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!

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August 31st:

September 1st:

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People often ask me why it takes me so long to complete quests. To them I say:

Silence, fool. I’m busy ‘splorin.

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shoutout to everyone

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its crazy how teeth problems can fucking kill you and not only are dental services not free they cost a ludicrous amount and require an entirely different type of insurance than the rest of ur body. aside from the eyes, of course, which need a third type of insurance. What are we even doing man

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.