dc-sideblog

[dc-sideblog]

best part of the Superman movie was when Mr Terrific just soloed everyone at that camp while boss music was playing and Lois was watching with the most terrified expression ever like

[dc-sideblog]

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[dc-sideblog]

[dc-sideblog]

actually how do we know bruce would care if jason killed the joker. if you think about it, like, i’m pretty sure every time jason made an attempt on the joker’s life jason made a point of letting bruce know beforehand and actively antagonising him WITH the murder, which i feel like at that point with bruce’s morals he probably felt like he had no choice but to go and put a stop to it? like if he didn’t then he was actively encouraging and being complicit to a murder, which, y’no, isn’t really batman’s deal. but like, how do we know that if he was kept out of it that he would even give a fuck. i want a scenario where jason kills the joker and waits around his safe house just. expecting batman to come take him down as revenge, and when nothing happens he gets impatient and shows up to the manor like two weeks later all defensive and ready to fight and he storms in guns drawn, and its just like

Jason: look I don’t fucking care what your shitty opinion is, the clown is dead and I do not fucking regret it so if you wanna lock me up then you’ll have to-

Bruce, sipping coffee at the dining table: ah, Jaylad, you’re joining us for dinner, that’s great!

Jason:

Jason:

Jason: I killed the joker tho

Bruce: yes I saw that on the news, it’s a shame Batman wasn’t aware until it was too late. oh well! it’s not like we can change the past, anyway want some coffee?

Jason:

Jason: *stares incredulously at Tim and Damian*

Tim and Damian: *give equally confused shrugs*

Jason:

Jason: ……y-e-e-s-?

Bruce: I’ll go pour you a mug and let Alfred know to set dinner for one more! :D *leaves*

Jason: *baffled*

Tim: so we could have just fucking killed him ages ago-

Damian: it seems so, Drake. yes.

Tim:

Jason:

Tim: unbelievable.

[dc-sideblog]

N is for Nightwing

[id: A color palette drawing of Nightwing stretching.]

[dc-sideblog]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[dc-sideblog]

Tim: the most offended i’ve ever been was when Damian had to have emergency surgery and when he woke up he was still off his face on pain meds, and Jason thought it would be funny to fuck with him while he was high so the first thing he said to him after he woke up was ‘Damian, Damian guess what? it turns out Janet Drake and Bruce Wayne had an affair years ago, and we just did a DNA test confirming that Tim’s your biological brother!’

Tim: and Damian took this in, stared at me for approximately six long silent seconds, and then promptly turned and threw up on Alfred’s shoes.

Kon:

Kon: *bites lip*

Tim: shut up.

[dc-sideblog]

M is for Martian Manhunter

[id: A drawing of J'onn J'onzz in a mauve color palette.]

[dc-sideblog]

i think I’ve drawn this before

[dc-sideblog]

the sun.

[dc-sideblog]

“in the comics” is such a great phrase you can lie about anything and no one will check. in the comics wonder woman has on panel passionate lesbian sex with cheetah

[dc-sideblog]

I just read your Life Happens series and man i just am obsessed with fics that go "damian? yea that kid needs another dad/dad-figure" and then you just get a kid with like 4 dads

Maybe if Bruce wasn’t so lame Damian wouldn’t need all his brothers to parent him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dc-sideblog]

am i the only one who finds it annoying whenever people have cass cain speak only in emojis in the incorrect texting messages memes... like girl... it's texting... how is modern day hieroglyphics any easier than just using her words... i don't think she'd type a lot but do you seriously think responding "🫣😱😓☝️🙅‍♀️❌" is any easier than just typing "oh no"?? again i could be wrong about this but this just feels a bit too incorrect take on cass' texting skills

[dc-sideblog]

we NEED to make poly shipping more popular. instead of ousting that woman from a canon relationship with one of them for your man/man ship to work, consider keeping her there for 10x the laughter and drama. also, improves viewing experience and increases interest from bisexuals like myself

[dc-sideblog]

I am proposing a New Trope:

Schrodinger's Situationship: It's both a love triangle and a polycule until they openly discuss their feelings and collapse the wave form.

[dc-sideblog]

Gotham cop: “Sorry Mr. Wayne, we have to put you under arrest for potentially being the Batman…such a silly accusation, right? Just cooperate and I’m sure they’ll clear up this whole misunderstanding down at the station.”

Gotham cop after grabbing Bruce Wayne’s wrists and realizing just how buff he is under all the suits and layers:

[dc-sideblog]

Superman (2025) + texts posts