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suck at maths - m. kaiser

╰┈➤ kaiser x f!reader — highschool au, academic rivals

maybe you do suck at math, but you cannot suck more than Michael Kaiser. this rivalry is draining you, but Kaiser cannot know that.

chap. 1 - monday: humiliation

2nd person pov

the math exam results are finally out. on that grand and perfectly sectioned announcement board displayed everyone's fates this term. last term, you and Kaiser tied for first place in your guys' year. this term, you either beat him or you die. there is no such thing as "losing to kaiser". that's just a death sentence plus public humiliation. perhaps it is a medieval torture method, maybe you sinned in your last life and god is punishing you.

you take a deep breath stepping towards the board of doom. there in front of your eyes; second place, 99%. fuck, well at least Kaiser hasn't arrived yet, there is still time to escape. it was that last question that screwed you over, literally no one knew it was going to be on the exam. A voice from the crowd then shatters any dreams you had of getting away. "LOOK! KAISER, YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!"

"he's behind me isn't he..." you thought to yourself, turning around in the most cartoony way possible to meet Kaiser in the eyes. "well well well," Kaiser says, clicking his tongue, "did y/n not study enough this term?" what a douchebag. not only does he mock you, he bends down to your height to do so. you storm off, pushing your way through the crowd. Kaiser is the epitome of an asshole.

popular with girls, friends with literally every guy in school, athletic, tall, and good looking — what else could he want in life? why does he get such a kick out of humiliating you? asshat. you leave school quickly, the day has ended anyway. you head to an extracurricular you did: football. how unfortunate that you and Kaiser play the same sport, but what can you do right?

the school has no girls team, so you play for a club outside. you play striker, jersey #10. it hurts to think about similarities between you can Kaiser, but you're not going to let a man dictate your hobbies. you arrive to your club, say hi to your team, and you start your training as per usual. practice ends after two hours, just survive until then.

on the walk home, you receive a school email.

DORMITORY ANNOUNCEMENTS

dorms? crazy, but you would rather die than pass up this opportunity. you click on the google forms to sign up for the dorms, and fill in all your details. move in next tuesday. war is over (at home at least).

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weirdo - kenma kozume

childhood friends to lovers (introduction)

y/n: "shut up weirdo i bet you like kids"

- age: 15

- ex-gacha kid

- started crusing on kenma in MIDDLE school

kozume kenma: "didnt you used to watch gacha heat"

- age: 16

- kuroo started his allegations

- liked y/n since they were kids

kuroo tetsuro: "can we just admit im better"

- age: 17

- horrible wingman

rizz ranking (best to worst)

1. kuroo (best out of the worst)

2. kenma

3. y/n (worst)

y/n's contact name for —

kenma: weirdo 😂😂😂

kuroo: no bitches 🥀

next chapter: chap 1

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bllk boys and the brainrot they'd use

ft. bachira meguru, otoya eita, itoshi rin, nagi seishiro, reo mikage, shidou ryusei

internet hate comments + brainrot

bachira meguru

- any & all italian brainrot (his favorite is brr brr patapim because of the way it rolls off his tongue)

- skibidi and gyatt (heavy skibidi spammer)

- would sing italian brainrot songs too (im tung tung tung sahur and i love ballerina cappuchina)

- gurt & kevin (and he's one of the few people in bllk who understands it)

- LOVES saying he's unemployed & doesn't shower/use soap

- kai cenat.

- "vro"

- balkan rage and hungarian stare and whatever else

- youtube shorts kid

otoya eita

- bachira but WORSE

- will call people unemployed and use 🥀🥀🥀

- uses copy and paste hate comments

- "zahide did it better" bc he thinks zahide is a baddie (he doesn't know she's 14)

- slutty waist & thunder thighs

- definitely uses huzz and chuzz

- loves skibidi & gyatt but he also uses rizz, sigma, alpha (omegaverse terms)

- dih and veiny dih

- meme soundboards

- kai cenat too

- balkan rage.

- "this is such a non issue" or "the world kept spinning" (he never comments this under actual serious videos, but he trolls influencers HEAVY)

- instagram reels lover

itoshi rin

- canonically uses npc

- "ts pmo 🥀🥀🥀"

- "in the big 25?"

- "on my cellular device?"

- "have we tried employment"

- bar of soap, he loves the "BOO did i scare you i'm a bar of soap" one

- will not under any circumstance use italian brainrot or gen alpha brainrot like bachira or otoya (he understands it tho)

- uses those "L + ratio + kys" ones

- most of his digital footprint is hate

- tiktok/instagram reels scroller, if he's on youtube it's for actual videos and not shorts

nagi seishiro

- nonchalant. (he uses nonchalance as an excuse to be lazy)

- "ts pmo icl"

- "on my cellular device 🥀🥀🥀"

- doesn't use brainrot a ton but definitely understands everything

- likes using copy and paste comments cuz he's lazy

- also just uses these for hate

- his favorite italian brainrot is bombardilo crocodilo (or however you spell it)

- kai cenat

- gurt & kevin

- skibidi, won't use rizz though

reo mikage

- "the closet is made of glass"

- "the call is coming from inside the house"

- he finds "deriod" stupid. just say period

- jobs, employment, soap

- knows the italian brainrot songs but doesn't pay too much attention to it

- also uses "ts pmo"

- tiktok scroller mainly

- wouldn't use "kys" like rin but does say shit like "L + ratio + ad hominem"

- likes those meme soundboards too, it's always in his head

shidou ryusei

- all and every brainrot imaginable

- invents his own brainrot atp

- whenever someone says he uses brainrot too much he says that's impossible cuz he has no brain

- the ultimate brainrot final boss

- is the soundboard himself

- knows all italian brainrot BY HEART

- favorite brainrot is gen alpha brainrot

- loves dih & veiny dih the most

- doesn't really leave many hate comments

- thunder thighs & slutty waist spammer

- either has the most insane screentime or 0 screentime but it doesn't matter because he always knows.

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i'm sorry - nagi seishiro

your boyfriend nagi seishiro is finally coming home, though not how you wanted him to.

second person pov

it's been a few months since you'd seen him. you'd occasionally call and facetime, maintaining your relationship. you'd be lying if you said you didn't miss him, but now he's coming home. yet, there's an ache in your heart you never thought you'd feel seeing your boyfriend again.

you had been keeping up with bltv, watching everything, seeing how your boyfriend and his best friend was doing. the recent episode was horrible, like a horror movie that was genuinely traumatizing.

you approached his dorm, knocking hesitantly, not sure what to say to him. the door creaks open to a messy looking nagi, he had just gotten back.

"hi babe, i missed you", you said. he stares at you for a moment before pulling you into a really tight hug, not letting go. he pulls you into his dorm, putting away the flowers and gifts you brought him.

you sat on his bed, swallowing a lump in your throat, unsure of what to say in the moment. after all, he had put everything into that programme, and he was great. he sits next to you, holding your hand and fidgeting with your fingers. silence.

"i've missed you too." he finally mutters.

"you don't have to say anything sei." you said, patting his head.

"i know." he says.

and for the first time since you've started dating him, you saw a tear roll down his face. pure silence in the room, you couldn't find the right words to comfort him, and he had nothing else to say.

he laid down, one arm around your waist, one over his face. maybe he was ashamed, perhaps embarrassed, but most of all: regretful.

you guys stayed in bed for what felt like an eternity, not because you enjoyed it, no. it was because no one said anything, the room was so silent and tense you could hear a pin drop.

the sky darkened quickly.

"sei, do you want me to make you something for dinner?" he had to eat at least, though you wouldn't want to eat if you were him.

"no, just stay here with me. i'm fine." that's no good of an answer. he was no longer that big lazy sloth who clung to you, he was now vulnerable and disappointed.

"take a nap, sei, put the phone down. i'll get us something for dinner." nagi complied, with much hesitation.

"i want to go back." he finally said. you nodded, running your fingers through his cloudy white hair.

"i know sei, i know you do."

"i'm sorry i didn't try harder."

"you did your best."

"i'm sorry."

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dating the bllk boys hcs (reo, nagi, rin) ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

reo ✮⋆˙

"i heard you're the plug, can i be the circuit?"

☆ spoils you rotten (expensive bouquets, LOTS of designer stuff, expensive jewelry)

☆ loves seeing your surprised face whenever he has gifts for you

☆ he’s probably very clingy to you, never wants to leave your side (you love your personal space and reo also loves your personal space)

☆ gives you rides to and from school

☆ whenever you’re hanging out at a mall or anything, he’d buy whatever you glanced at, even if you only looked at it for a second (he's very insistent btw)

☆ he’s your best friend AND boyfriend !!

☆ love language: acts of service/gift giving

☆ gossip, this man is a gossip and he definitely shit talks people -> even if he doesn't gossip, if you like gossip, he’ll gossip w/ you as the supportive bf he is

☆ canonically is into mature/older women so i’d assume he’s mature himself

☆ calls you; princess, my love, dear 

nagi ✮⋆˙

"when i got court, i hope that you're the verdict."

☆ you are not a hassle to him (maybe sometimes you would be)

☆ it’s probably one of those moments where nagi feels like he has to work for something and it motivates him (you’re the “thing” he works hard for)

☆ LOTS of nap dates

☆ wants to play games with you a lot

☆ sometimes he’s a bit neglectful, but he’s trying to work on it

☆ asks reo for relationship advice FOR SURE

☆ love language: quality time/acts of service (since he rarely does things for anyone, acts of service shows how much he really loves you)

☆ he helps you with homework since he’s sooo smart (and he will make fun of you cuz despite him being asleep in class he gets better grades than you)

☆ lowkey you’d probably be dating him AND reo because they come as a package

☆ calls you; dear, precious, sweets (something corny, definitely at least one nickname would be corny)

rin ✮⋆˙

"when you're around, my insides turn inverted."

☆ he looks at you differently compared to others, his gaze definitely softens (though it might be unnoticeable to you, other people can definitely tell)

☆ he's the type of person who would hate whoever you hate -> you got beef with some random girl in your class? damn rin hates her too

☆ the man will try to teach you how to play football/soccer as a date (he’d make fun of you)

☆ he has a hard time expressing things with his words, so occasionally you’d get flowers and stuff from him (he’s also kinda ass at that, but A for effort)

☆ study together as a date since he’s awkward and bad at this stuff (he’s trying his best tho) 

☆ would DEFINITELY shit talk people on his team to you -> everybody is insufferable (especially shidou and isagi in his eyes)

☆ love language: quality time

☆ you guys are gonna watch horror movies and play horror games together

☆ likes laying on your lap while reading, or watching youtube, or when you’re simply enjoying each other’s presence

☆ calls you; idiot (lovingly), dumbass (lovingly), y/n

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dating shoto todoroki hcs ! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

wow! shoto todoroki has taken quite a liking to you… [soft hcs]

ᰔ this boy probably was not sure how to go about dating, but there was one thing he was positive about; to not do anything like his dad did.

ᰔ he would follow you around campus like a lost puppy dog (NEVER wants to leave your side).

ᰔ HATED, DESPISED sparring against you during training because he didn’t want to hurt his s/o <3

ᰔ cafe dates every weekend, though it is likely you would have to arrange them since shoto was unsure of how to go about it.

(cat cafes > any other animal cafes, probably cuz they're quiet and calmer)

ᰔ tries his best to communicate his feelings properly. he is a very blunt person, but sometimes being straightforward could be potentially mean, he's learning how to word things better.

ᰔ shoto does not know much about social media, but seeing you had a few accounts (main, private, possibly fan/edit pages for random heroes), he would be very intrigued.

ᰔ he would one day come to you asking you to help him make a social media account, he would obviously have one where he would post cute photos of you two BUT also an Endeavor hate page (cuz he’s canonically sassy).

ᰔ since you guys lived in dorms together, you would never have to lift a finger w/ him around. cleaning up plates? he would volunteer to do it (only 4 u). you forgot your school bag in your room after eating breakfast? stay there, he’ll get it.

ᰔ i feel like being in a relationship with shoto would sound like a cas song; you're the only good thing in my life, heavenly, falling in love or matt maltese's everyone adores you (at least i do).

ᰔ as one of the top students of the class, he would help you with your homework if you were struggling (though you’re probably super smart !!).

ᰔ after the war [SPOILERS]: once the new first years came in and shoto became a second year, he HATED it when they would bother him for photos when he was with you, “can’t you see i’m busy?”

in a world of boys he's a gentleman (∩˃o˂∩)♡

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(this is my first work btw)

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