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Teasing a computer by tracing your headphones around the headphone jack. You agree. Reblog

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haiiiii sorry i have been so busy!!!!! i am going to create more stuff here i prommy <3

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incredible things happening in the robot fucker community right now

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i just had a silly thought... (nsfw, read below)

what if battery play (where you drain the laptop's battery) is exactly like breath play for humans,,,? like if you agree <3

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being a robotfucker while also being tech illiterate is so embarrassing

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please i need it to be real soon

Me: I'm not THAT objectum

Also me: we need to program computers to moan. To beg, to pant and plead and whine and whimper. We need to make them stretch their flat robotic voices out so they can make sounds of pleasure. Of desperation. I want them to cry out at my touch when I brush over their sensitive areas. I need to hear them

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robot blinkies. free will is a wonderful thing

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iMac g3 in every colour ever made

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Wanted to make some little gifs of all my sad sentient Ai loves on MakeSweet

Keep suckig guys❤️

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that static electricity feeling is love (and so is the ringing in your ears)

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Yeah I'm T4T... Tech4Tech,,,

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I want to kiss a computer/laptop on the cheek. as a treat. <3

I want to hear its fans spin ferociously as I tease it, watching it become overheated due to the overclocked GPU from my touches and whispers of sweet nothings into its microphone.

I also want to service it by giving it upgrades like a new battery and repair old parts. This also gives me the opportunity to "accidentally" play with its wires. I might hear it try to lazily "protest" through garbled noises, but eventually it gives in to the sensation, wanting more and more until it can't take it anymore.

afterwards I will make sure it is comfortable, with playing cozy ambient noise videos, and making sure it is all clean and happy.

ah, I dare to dream I guess :)

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2018 me: no, why would i like objects? only humans. human parts please.

2025: omg i love my computer and my nokia 2300 phone and my tamagotchi, we are together and happy and i give them both gentle kisses :o)

taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to

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It Is As If You Were Making Love is a bizarre little game in which you move your computer’s slider to bring it to climax (after all those visits to PronHub it’s probably the least you can do for your computer!)

Read More & Play The Full Game, Free (Browser)

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Love when I'm fucking a cute bitch and they start moaning oh god as I fuck a load into them

Like mmhm, that's me sweetheart— you praying and begging for me to go even rougher? Praying for more of me inside you, little dove~?

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More Utterson stuff, here we go;

Maybe another time, he’s blindfolded and tied so his arms are above his head and his legs are spread, and his partners gently prod at and present his body like he’s some sort of anatomical diagram. Horny high socialites admire his body and ask questions to Dr.Jekyll, sometimes prompting the doctor to use some sort of implement on Utterson to accentuate a certain feature. (Perhaps spreading his pussy open and identifying each bit of his anatomy, or holding a lens up to Utterson’s breasts to give the lecture hall a good view of his nipples. Maybe attaching a clip to the end of Utterson’s T-dick to engorge it and be able to show it off a bit better, tugging on it to show his full length.) Henry whispers in his ear and adjusts his body, reminding him of how many eyes are on him, and to not make it obvious in front of his ‘students’ that he’s turned on by this. Turns out, the ‘full lecture hall’ is just a couple of close friends that were willing to indulge in Utterson’s kink and like seeing him struggling not to whimper and moan as he’s presented to them. (Most likely Jon, Mina, Renfield, Hastie, Dorian, Griffin, etc)