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Minho: this is not a dictatorship… it is a monarchy because I am the queen

Hyunjin: i’m the queen

Minho: we are not about to have this fight at 7:58 in the morning.

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Minho: how much time do we need on this part?

Changbin: 15 minutes

Minho: we can’t do 15 minutes

Changbin: 14

Minho: 10

Changbin: 7 take it or leave it

Minho: 6 it is.

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.30]

Seungmin: Meow

Minho: What the fuck did you just say to me

Chan: language

Minho: What the [redacted] did you just say to me

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.29]

Hyunjin: It is 8/6/22

Jisung: Shut up Elena

Minho: Who the fuck is Elena???

Felix: OF AVALORRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Jeongin: WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP WE CAN DO ANYTHING WE SET OUR MINDS TO

Jisung: JEONGIN I DONT WANT A BARBIE LESSON RIGHT NOW

Jeongin: THIS IS MY LIFE MOTTO???

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.28]

Felix: Changbin and his girlfriend broke up she kissed another guy at prom

Jisung: YAYYYYYYYYY I HAVE LITERALLY BREN PRAGUNG ON GHEIR DOWNFALL FOR TWO YEARS!!!!

Jisung: CHANGLIX IS BACL IN YHE GAME

Felix: NO???

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.27]

Hyunjin: how do you spell nuteul

Hyunjin: Neutral

Hyunjin: oh

Hyunjin: got it

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.26]

Jeongin: I just scammed the hell out of a man

Chan: I-

Chan: what happened this time??

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Hyunjin: why won’t anyone fall in love with me :(

Minho: I can give multiple reasons

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Jeongin: i was alrighty once

Changbin: you’re alwrongy now

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.25]

Chan: are you guys okay

Seungmin: no i wanted wavy chips so i pull out wavy chip bag and brought out small bowl and it didnt seem like there were too many chips so i poured it all out but i was wrong and it kept coming and coming and coming and and and it was like that magic trick where you keep pulling out hankerchiefs and now my small bowl is overflowing with potato chips and i feel obligated to eat them all even though i aint that hungry this is a tragedy of epic proportions

Chan: oh, i’m so sorry that happened

Chan: i hope you can mentally recover from such an event

Seungmin: ty, it’s been a difficult time

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[Stray Kids in School pt.10]

Chan: Don’t be like the Mongols and invite him just to uninvite him

Minho: I’m going to steal their steel weapons

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[Stray Kids Group Chat pt.24]

Minho: you know what, i’ve had enough of this

Minho: bye

Chan: i don’t care, you’re not dying yet

Chan: get back here

Minho: i meant that i was going to sleep??

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Jeongin: how about all the preppy avatars on roblox go kill themselves.

Felix: Jeongin, they’re like fucking ten

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Jeongin: I have candy

Hyunbin: Can we have some?

Jeongin: n o .

Hyunjin: I’m your bestie. I’ve been with you since birth. I gave birth to you.

Changbin: I was there when you were born. We are twins. You are my brother.

Hyunjin: I am your grandpa.

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Changbin: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS

Minho: you breathed too close to me

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Minho, talking about a sock he found: has anyone lost something valuable in this room?

Hyunjin: MY DIGNITY.