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had a dream that like how people can link their spotify to their discord account you could also link your smoke detector to your discord and it notified your friends when it went off
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i have this unrealistic fantasy in my head where if you calmly and logically explain something to someone perfectly they will understand your position and gain knowledge from the exchange. unfortunately in the real world this does not happen often
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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store
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can I live my life or do I have to go away forever
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Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".
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woke up at 6 to feed the cats and blearily made sure to jot down the "genius post" rattling around in my skull so i wouldnt forget
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No offense to the horse you rode in on but fuck you.
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283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.
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guy who is stuck in a timeloop but is too socially anxious to bring it up to anybody or change their routine just in case it turns out they're mistaken. like yeah you're pretty sure that it's been november 3rd for two weeks now but idk maybe that's the depression talking. it's fine.
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My sister just walked into my room and handed me mannequin fingers

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i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time
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being able to play songs in your head is cool and all but not really if you can't control what and when it plays so this is a visualization of me trying to concentrate while angel of music plays in my head
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opened up the pool drain and found a dead boy scout in there so i guess i got lunch figured out
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yesterday my friend accidentally attached this image of a dog to his discord message and I keep randomly thinking about it and laughing
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