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the urrrrr the yuhhh uhmmm

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every time I post about how much I hate my period some dumbass terf gets mad about my "internalized misogyny" for "hating my natural woman body" so periodic reminder that I'm a cis woman and I hate my period, my uterus can eat shit, and I'd flush my ovaries down the toilet given half an opportunity fuck this shit 🖕🖕🖕

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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Oh my god we actually did it.

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toddlercore

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Okay, Pride Month is almost over... Pack it up homos...

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How deers look at you after making the conscious choice to leap in front of your moving vehicle.

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house md comic done in the psych ward

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Silly comic about the episode where they worked in their formal fits.

They slayed so hard that episode it was DISTRACTING

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taxes headcanons cause why the fuck not

house: hires someone to do them for him. it's a prostitute. she majored in finance and does his taxes better than anyone else has ever done them. he uses her every year after that + always tips (for the taxes. not sex. get your mind out of the gutter.)

wilson: says he's going to do them himself every year, then realizes how much of a timesink it's going to be. by the end of january he always ends up going back to the same tax accountant he always uses

cuddy: has a tax accountant to do them for her, and they are filed and flawless by the second week of january.

cameron: does her own taxes. keeps all of her receipts and handwritten records of her major expenses, monthly payments, and any donations she makes. has her taxes submitted every year by march 1st.

foreman: also does his own taxes. his records aren't quite as overly detailed as cameron's, but he's got the process down to a science at this point and can do his taxes in an afternoon. he also does them early, of course.

chase: hires a tax expert and pays them well, and has done this since the first year he had to pay american taxes. he has to deal with both US taxes and australian taxes, and he can't be fucked to do all that work himself and still potentially make a mistake.

taub: has a tax accountant do them for him but takes a while to get the accountant some of the paperwork they need irt his plastic surgery practice. the poor accountant is left scrambling on a few things and the taxes get submitted at the last minute

thirteen: kutner has a running bet with taub that thirteen doesn't even pay taxes. taub points out that if that were the case, thirteen would be in prison. the truth is that her college roommate from sarah lawrence ended up going into finance, so she does thirteen's taxes for her at a steep discount (sometimes in return for under the table "medical" marijuana)

kutner: uses turbotax. everyone thinks he'd have to file an extension, but he has never once done so. he HAS however sprinted into the post office at 4:58 pm on the deadline day and begged them to postmark his envelope for that day even if it's going to be on tomorrow's mail truck.

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If you take the bus, wave to the driver and thank them as you're getting off the bus.

Being a bus driver is an underappreciated and difficult job but still very vital to society. They still have to do customer service and deal with rude and even aggressive passengers, and on top of that have to deal with traffic and other drivers all day (and let's face it, there's a lot of bad drivers out there who aren't considerate about sharing the road). All while providing an invaluable service of getting us where we need to go. Showing them some appreciation can go a long ways for someone doing such an important job that usually gets little to no recognition or thanks.

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if chase was a werewolf and s1 foreman found out he would put chase down instantly no questions asked. however if s8 foreman found out he would just straight up let chase eat people in the hospital as long as he was polite about it and cleaned up after himself

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Hi choreman nation