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- smarter where it counts, smarter where it doesn't
- smarter where it counts, dumber where it doesn't
- dumber where it counts, smarter where it doesn't
- dumber where it counts, dumber where it doesn't
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“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
#i actually looped all the way back around on accident#went from 'im gonna kill myself' (serious) to 'never kill yourself' (unserious but improving)#to 'never kill yourself' (serious) to 'im gonna kill myself' (unserious & in a good place now)#the real recovery milestone is being able to make suicide jokes and be honestly jokingly again#<- for me at least please don't take that too seriously
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you punch nazis!
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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Reblog to dramatically improve prev’s day.
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A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
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“no crew, no help, just pure hustle” cut to this poor woman bawling her eyes out. what the fuck is wrong with people? why is this being framed as a good or impressive feat? this person makes below poverty wages already. Burger King meanwhile takes in $27 billion in global revenue every single year. everyone involved in making this woman endure this should be tortured and force fed chicken fries until their heart gives out. fuck this country.
#looking at the notes and how the fuck have so many other people also had this happen#fucking hate it here#if you see one worker there you turn your ass around and LEAVE#also 'while customers watched in shock'?#she's not some fucking zoo exhibit for y'all to gawk at jfc
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That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.
Follow @the-future-now
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The come-down from doing a good deed is crazy. Like I think I could rescue a baby from a burning building and 30 minutes later I’d be like, “Idk was it cringe of me to run into that building like that? The baby didn’t even seem that happy to get rescued. Honestly maybe the baby started the house fire and I interrupted an important life lesson.”
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#i feel like there is an important difference between feral human conspiracy theories#and genuine classism & racism#and i'm not gonna act like the two aren't connected because they absolutely are#but also let people enjoy things if they're responsible about it
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making someone run for their life from you in a labyrinth can be foreplay
#i may or may not have thought this was an mcr post at first#my dash has been wild on the mcr content lately
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i see the word 'briefly' and i'm like ah yes cheese bug
anyone ever: from the get-go
me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…
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