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Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

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if you checked this book out of the library more than once as a kid youre gay now

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! Permutatio oblata ! ㅤAccipio: Nihil hahae, noli sollicitari de hac re ㅤAccipis: Magnum equum ligneum

! Trade offer ! ㅤI recieve: Nothing haha, dont worry about it ㅤYou recieve: A big wooden horse

(Fons Imaginis.)

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my roman empire is... wait for it guys... 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮

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i wish i had the screenshot to prove it by why the fuck did i just get a tumblr notification in LATIN

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Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,069 slutty, slutty years

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Happy Stabby Stab Day!!!!!

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me, last week: my favorite holiday is coming up :3c mom: ? easter? st patrick's day? me: no no, it's not a holiday as in 'you get time off work' me: me: unless you and your coworkers all do something really funny

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Stab a politician day!!!!

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evil euripides out here like it IS rotten work. especially if it's you

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you can't even go on a trip to the underworld without having to argue with a bunch of frogs anymore. because of croak

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maube theyshouldve got octavian pregnant so he wouldve died in childbirth ,

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Reason for divorce:

For one thing it would make it slightly harder for her to poison him and his friends and relatives.

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wretchedly perish then said cicero wednesday

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i will now be referring to whenever i have to deal with a very specific breed of men in academia as a Livia Drusilla Moment

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