deadkennys

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youre on a call with your best friend because you cant just walk to his house anymore and you think about how everything's different now and theres so much left unsaid between the two of you but you keep reminding yourself and pretending it can all be just like before . or whatever

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guys i have a confession i haven’t watched last weeks ep yet. im super employed at the moment if i was any more employed id be sleeping on the office floor like they do over at south park studios .

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they had to live in that hot dog because he spends most of liane’s income on his cricut hobby

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all 3 images in my cartman pinterest board

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any final thoughts and theories before the episode airs? last chance to be a prophet

okay i know it’s on right now but here’s my SEASON predictions. i’m not watching rn either so if one of these magically happens while i’m typing then what can i say i’m just good like that

• love island mention

• a randy episode no one asked for

• jesus gone again by the end of season

• diddy

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alright who’s gonna give me their paramount login

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“stan! i thought you said that labubus were lame! we both said we’d NEVER get one!”

“they ARE lame, kyle!”

“so what’s that thing on your backpack?”

“it…..kyle, let me explain—”

“no, no i see where you stand. this is JUST like you, stan!”

“no, kyle, listen! my dad—”

“and kenny is going to be heartbroken! you KNOW he can’t afford one!”

“it’s from him, he’s obsessed, i can’t escape them they’re everywhere i—”

“and now i’m going to be the only kid in class who—”

“my mom broke her neck this morning tripping over my dad’s labubu pile dude you have to understand—”

“i’m TIRED of understanding, STAN!”

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can you make a statement in support of the illegal gambling community

On behalf of the Drunk Driving Community, we stand in solidarity with our comrades being persecuted for the victimless crime of winning big on basement cockfights

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This is how I think Stan and Kyle would pass notes

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hey everyone, it would mean a lot to me if you checked out my writing @cassandraofsuburbia

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Whatever Matt Stone is doing with Kyle is the opposite of healing your inner child. Giving your inner child AIDS. Putting your inner child in a migrant detention camp. Sewing your inner child into a human centipede. Like whats going on with you man do you need to talk to someone

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bpd diagnosis is expensive reading the scenic route and seeing if u relate a lil too much to those versions of stan and/or kyle is free

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a road trip between "friends"

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hey guys guess what i’m working on almost two years later

guys i am writing a fic :D

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the little Nyazsche StanKyle cats are sitting together on the bus. getting emotional

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kyle being the one to YELL 'so what' when they're picking on butters for not having kissed a girl. oh im sure.