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u should make an effort to jerk off to something weirder than usual. maybe even weirder than anything youve gotten off to before. you live in a world of endless possibilities, and you should jerk off to weird shit.

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Okay so I’ve been thinking about Omegaverse biology and how alpha females have internal testes which would mean that their sperm is being subjected to constant heat damage which necessities that there is some physiological mechanism to prevent that from happening. Enter: the hot testicle hypothesis! Large mammals with internal testes like elephants have ramped up their DNA repair systems to compensate for their sperm being constantly damaged by their body heat. As a result, they have exceptionally lower rates of cancer overall bc of the whole DNA repair thing. Anyway this is a long winded way of saying that in Omegaverse, alpha females probably have lower rates of cancer.

I need u to know I would 100% have included hot testicle hypothesis in my last video if you had told me this last week

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how would y'all feel if i posted some bots on janny again?? it's the most accessible to me atm and i'm currently really busy at work, so writing a full fledged story isn't viable for me.

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i forgot to ask but curious have you heard of sillytavern before

sorry i disappeared, i have a full time job and the current administration is REALLY worrying us. but anyway. i have, but again, i'm super busy in my personal life so i can't make any bots at this time. maybe this summer?

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Well yea... anyways-

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heterosexual omegaverse is an abomination.

it's unnatural. a sin.

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are my followers gonna hate crime me if i write an mpreg resident evil fic

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No, no, sir, you don't understand. I didn't FEMINIZE your son, I KNOCKED UP your son. He's still a handsome and strapping gentleman but he's also gonna have twins in august. His waist was just so snatchable I had to put a couple babies in him to fill it out more. We both figured he'd look better with breeding hips and honestly I think the results speak for themselves.

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dude omegaverse AUs are lowkey insanely sex positive because 90% of everything revolves around sex and everyone is completely fine with it like imagine taking a week off work to get railed to hell and back and your coworkers being 100% okay with it there's no gossip or drama or anything just mark from HR getting his guts rearranged nonstop tuesday through saturday and coming back to work on monday with a fresh bitemark on his neck and meeting his colleagues for lunch like nothing happened what a LIFE

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HI.

by ORiHiRA

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Please let me around your unprotected ears, I swear I won't slide my tentacles into them and brainwash you into my fuckpet! I swearrrrr! Pretty please let me around them! No no, don't put on headphones! Did you know, my tentacles can um...like play music so you should use them instead! Why are they pushing deeper? Uhhh no reasons! Just relax and focus on how good it feels! I promise I won't mindfuck you into a stupid dumb drooly mess....too hard

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Okay, so I try hard to cover global queer history, and this isn't marking a stop to that, but I am aware that most of my audience is American, and I want to address them very directly right now.

Google Removed Pride Month From Its Calendar App, and Stonewall National Monument's "LGBTQ" status was changed to "LGB" on the government website. This is the beginning of the erasure of queer history, not the end. I don't know what the future of the United States looks like, as someone who studies queer history and has done so for many years, I want to share some tools with you.

Now is a good time to prioritize local queer history, Making Gay History is a great project, so is the Digital Transgender Archive, but also check your city and see what resources there are.

Read and buy books about queer history. I have an affiliate list with some of the books I personally recommend.

If you use Google Calendar, repopulate that resource with so much queer history with a free queer history calendar plug-in, it has names from queer history that you can also learn more about for free when they come up. As the author of these articles, feel free to save them, print them off, whatever makes them freely accessible as suppression get's worse.

Use your local library. Email the board about book bans, request banned books, request queer books, and make your voice heard.

Make queer art. Share queer art. Protect queer art. Here is some public-domain queer art to use as you wish.

Keep up with queer news, THEM is a great resource.

All of these tools are currently freely accessible with an internet connection. Queer history is a community responsibility, do your part.

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Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.

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Hey gotta ask because I'm curious

is it okay if people make like some fics with your janitorai bots?

sure idc, just tag me, i wanna read them

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love browsing the mpreg tags and seeing what other degenerates fantasize about. fym there's eminem mpreg

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