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poor thing

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i think draiwng images is impossible and everyone is playing some kind of tricks

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what were you dressed as for dashcon2?

It was a very subtle cosplay but I was 2022 office woman gerard way

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Judgemental Gus lives over my sink and shames me into keeping my dishes clean

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soupys

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pet called peeve. car called a hard bargain

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Tumblr user circa 2020: there has to be something wrong with you if you think cartoons are sexy. anyone who can get turned on by a drawing is a fucking loser lol touch grass.

Normal guy from 1932 talking to his coworkers: Betty Boop makes me so fucking horny I'm going to shoot myself in the mouth

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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

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hetero women will say shit like "I like when my man is a little effeminate" and he's just kinda skinny

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why would you lie like that Google ai???

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know the difference

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made this gif. i hate him.

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why are mcr fans posting like theyre in an active hostage situation

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shoutout to the guy who ran for "class president" (not a real role at this school) in 7th grade and just put up posters everywhere about how he would bring steam powered rail back. no other policy. hope you're doing well.