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vampires will never hurt you hilarious song. someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we’re hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse. like we’re just listing goth shit that rules

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Rachel Weisz as Evelyn Carnahan THE MUMMY 1999 | dir. Stephen Sommers

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wife

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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Go back to your ex it's very good practice

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright

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remember when they were saying that bisexuals couldn't be butch or femme and we had to be like. deer

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trying my best to haunt the narrative but no one really gives a shit

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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

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we ran out of devotion that corrupts. would you guys be cool with devotion thats a little annoying to everyone

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As someone who lives in Appalachia, I’m always hyper aware of when TRC fanart doesn’t have mountains in the background. Like, they’re everywhere here, ever-present, wrapping around the landscapes like a hug. I love TRC fan artists but I’m always so thrown when they equate rural to looking dusty and flat and midwestern. Give me those misty blue mountains or give me death!!!

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for worldwide adam day you should kill one of your teachers, have sex with someone from your friend group, scam a few classmates with fake tarot readings, hack into the government, and take a piss in the forest. i'm checking

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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youre never alone. bacteria

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When you consider that Gollum is an extremely old man who's spent most of his life in solitary confinement with heroin being injected directly into his brain every day, he's really not that unreasonable