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Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
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one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”
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Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog
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name one musical that wasn’t set in new york
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Speaking as a manager, it's not what (most of us) we want to do. I know my store is told do whatever makes the customer happy. I hate it.
It really pisses me off when customers who are angry and aggressive for no reason get what they want, because managers back down and just give it to them. Like?? Don't do it?? They're not entitled??
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Maybe when the debit machine says “Remove Card”, you should remove it instead of looking at me and saying, “It’s telling me to remove my card!”
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@thecw @cw_supernatural John Winchester and son Dean. How’s this for a spinoff pitch? You’re welcome #SPNFANDOM #SupernaturalPrequel
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compilation of some of my favorite vines.. rip in peace. (: (Part 2 here)
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compilation of some more of my favorite vines.. RIP 4 reals. ): (Part 1 here)
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Evanescence - Bring Me To Life (with Paul McCoy) live at Kink Festival, 12 November, 2016
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welcome to the hotel california
Place: Lovely
Face: Lovely
Dick: out
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We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
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No one really knows for sure how this husky got stuck in a coconut tree, but naturally, the Internet decided to use him for an epic Photoshop battle. Source Source 2










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