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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 3 hours ago
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im sorry i said i wanted to kill you i was horny
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 3 hours ago
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may i have a yvonne song perchance ❤️
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 3 hours ago
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its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 4 hours ago
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uello follow up question from another anon. HOW?? does adam choose which snack to try from the gas station?? does he get recommendations from other ppl or does he just. find a pretty shiny wrapper
He walks in wearing an Ohio state snapback and fashionable varsity jacket sucking on a sucker and does a little giggle like "ohoohohooohoooOo how joyous~!!" as he picks up and puts down every crinkly wrapped snack in sight. His trailmix is like the shittiest cheapest m&ms and peanuts ass mix on earth like it's not even good trail mix it's tinted green under the fluorescents at 10pm.
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 4 hours ago
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Sydney would learn brainrot for the kids but use it sparingly. Like he'd be doing the announcements the first day and be like "have a great lunch kids! Skibidi!" And no one would acknowledge it
The first time he did it jeddie choked on his water and almost died
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 4 hours ago
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 5 hours ago
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my text post collection vol. 1
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 5 hours ago
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"I hate how people make everything about shipping instead of doing serious literary analysis" says person who could have started an interesting literary analysis discussion of their own if only they'd stop bitching about shippers for 5 seconds.
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 5 hours ago
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 5 hours ago
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kris in ch 4
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 6 hours ago
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 6 hours ago
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" well I asked Will Wood and he told me i'm trying to replace myself
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 7 hours ago
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 7 hours ago
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queerbait me once. yay!!!!! queerbait me twice. YAYYYYY YIPPEE!!!!!!!!
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 8 hours ago
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dearbhlaaaaghhhhhelpme · 8 hours ago
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Did you ever go to a party in your young adult (18-25) years? Only parties with mostly people your age count (no work celebrations if you had a job and no baby showers, for instance), and birthday parties don’t
Yes, often
Yes, up to a few times
No
Infinitely nuanced answer
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