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🌪️ NEW BLOG POST ALERT 🌪️
I just emotionally blacked out and woke up with a fully published blog post about Season 3 of The Summer I Turned Pretty. It's unhinged. It's dramatic. It's mostly me screaming into the void about fictional men, awful proposals, emotional immaturity, and my undying love for a fictional boy named Conrad Fisher, who deserves better.
Here’s a lil teaser:
> “She was emotionally raw, spiritually dehydrated, and mentally spiraling faster than I do on a Monday morning — and that’s when he decided to propose.”
#tsitp s3#team connie baby#bonrad#belly conklin#fictional characters#conrad fisher#the other fisher brother
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I am just a girl 😌

#comedy#deardiaryimspiraling#dark humor#taylor swift#literature#books#memes#pride and predjudice 2005#mr darcy
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Me after a minor inconvenience🎀
For what is life if not one long, drawn-out performance of a Victorian lady with no prospects and far too much drama?"🎀
🖤 Now accepting applications for a fainting couch and emotional stability. Neither are currently in stock. 🖤
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✨ I didn’t mean to fall for him…
It was an involuntary spiral.
But here I am. Face-first into a filing cabinet.
Dignity? Gone.
Blog? Live.
Therapy? Too expensive.
So I wrote instead.
🖤 New post on the blog: "I Ruined My Life (Involuntarily)"
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#blogging#comedy#dark humor#taylor swift#chaoticfeminine#MeltdownMoments#romanticsabotage#literature#hotmessdiaries#MascaraAndMeltdowns#Instagram
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The Inappropriate Crush Saga
I had a meltdown at work. Then I accidentally fell for a man with authority, a good voice, and hands that should be illegal. So naturally, I did what any self-respecting emotionally unstable girlie would do: I started a blog. It's about spiraling. It’s about repression. It’s about hitting your face on a cabinet because you're trying to avoid your work crush. Basically, it’s the hot mess saga of catching feelings when I really, really didn’t want to. Read it for: 💔 emotional concussions ✨ dramatic denial 🧍 internal feminist crisis 🤸♀️ public humiliation (feat. cabinetry)
🖤 Blog post: “Dear Diary, I’m Spiraling — The Inappropriate Crush Saga”
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The Inappropriate Crush Saga
I had a meltdown at work. Then I accidentally fell for a man with authority, a good voice, and hands that should be illegal. So naturally, I did what any self-respecting emotionally unstable girlie would do: I started a blog. It's about spiraling. It’s about repression. It’s about hitting your face on a cabinet because you're trying to avoid your work crush. Basically, it’s the hot mess saga of catching feelings when I really, really didn’t want to. Read it for: 💔 emotional concussions ✨ dramatic denial 🧍 internal feminist crisis 🤸♀️ public humiliation (feat. cabinetry)
🖤 Blog post: “Dear Diary, I’m Spiraling — The Inappropriate Crush Saga”
#deardiaryimspiraling#hotmessenergy#workcrush#emotionaldamage#tumblrtextpostcore#comedy#dark humor#taylor swift
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dear diary, i tried to quit. they wouldn’t let me. now i’m back at work pretending everything’s fine and definitely not crying in the bathroom again.
#teacherlife#spiraling#meltdownchronicles#workinggirlbreakdown#deardiary#burnout#emotionalspiral#storytime#blog#workinggirlproblems#mentalhealth#mascarasmudge#cryingatwork#personalblog#funnywriting
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