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So, I went to a Foster’s Freeze with my family, and I ate too much ice cream. So, when I go to the bathroom, i open the door and find FUCKING THIS

Foster’s what the fuck

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X-men in movies: all of them are badass, save the day every day, can murder you in .39 seconds, so powerful they are treated as national threats

Real life X-men: “mom! Look! Jerry can zap anyone when he touches this specific spot on their shoulder!”, literally just an average joe that can do random shit, a party trick, afraid to show their random quirks because it gets them shitty pun nicknames and -0 respect.

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Dumbledore is the only one that can always tell them apart and remember which house their in, but he finds it far too funny that these two kids can fool all his staff and most of his students into not even knowing if they are twins or not, so he just referees to make sure that they don’t do anything too damaging to the collective school sanity.

Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points

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Meanwhile, not too far off in the kingdom of the south, Dracona, the champion stood. She stood, panting, his hands drenched in blood, as she gaze upon the severed head of her venomous adversary—the king of Dracona. She smiled faintly, tilting her had to the left ever so slightly to get a better angle on the glazed-over eyes of the king, staring out in a permenant state of horror. Her smile growing a tad wider, the champion dropped head to the ashen ground beneath her, extinguishing a few lingering flames. Then, bending down so she could meet the head’s petrified gaze, the woman’s smile melted to a poisonous smirk.

“Dare you say I’m too weak now, dear father?” The woman uttered in bitter, brittle disgust, standing upright once more. Bringing her foot forward, the champion struck the bloodied stump of the king, sending it flying into the side of a still-burning building, the remainder of the ruler disappearing into the ashen smoke.

Her work was done here.

Writing Prompt #837

The trees swayed in a sweet, summer wind laced with the ashes of the kingdom burning down to the south. The young god sat among the foliage with a crooked grin on his face, wondering just what his little champion planned to do next.

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Pssttt....hey! Hey, you there! I have something to tell you, get over here!

Okay...

So....

...Satanists Don’t actually worship Satan.....

...They just like to act batshit crazy to keep religious tolerance alive....

......But don’t tell anyone that.....

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I have never seen a picture before and automatically relayed the people depicted in it to spilled water

Sniper falling asleep in various ass-up positions

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Yes!!

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

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Op are you dead?

due to personal reasons i will be letting moss grow on me

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He’s swimming over gravel.....he’s going to die....

Somebody post negatively about the ocean, I have a meme I want to use

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With the same expression or.....??

*dances at the club like an animal crossing character*

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“If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personally.”

— Khleo Thomas (via goodreadss)

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Idk if anyone has long enough arms anymore m8

Reblog to give Thor a hug

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Behead the queen

pls no snatch

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Villager: *notices Fizz walking up*

Villager: “Hello travelleler! May I interest you in some (obsenceley overpriced) w-“

Fizz: *accidental bitchslap*

I just came into the stream and all i saw was someone smaking an npc djdbdj

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT i meant to check the trader’s wares not bitchslap him i swear

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*entire Marvel fandom is typing*

Iron Man is the strongest avenger don’t fight me on this

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I’ve had enough “boy falls in love with girl” redemption arcs. Give me “bad guy to dad guy.” Give me “villain’s favorite bakery has a ‘no villains’ policy and they had really good croissants so they reformed.” Give me “got bored, accidentally did something good, stumbled into being city’s greatest hero” type villains. Give me “villain worked for evil assassin agency, got their marks mixed up, accidentally killed bad guy instead of good guy, lol oops nothing left to do but switch sides” villains. Give me unconventional, fresh, and sometimes cheesy redemption arcs.

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Why do they insist upon cooking the spider boi????

Tom Holland + 🔥

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