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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?
Ollie: Not
Me: Are you sure?
Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not
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What an odd looking apple...

Sketch under the cut ofc ofc ✂️


& refs


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Person of Interest fanart I also made for my brother's birthday
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steam notifications
your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria
coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University
ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac
the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring
rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2
your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)
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i'm looking through Anssi Määttä's instagram for cough-no reason at all-cough BUT THE BOTTOM LEFT HELLO?????????
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is your house a 'take off your shoes at the entrance' type of home?
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Americans discover eating outdoors while having a cig
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Yesterday, more than 50 Texas House Democrats left the state to block Texas House Republicans’ gerrymandered map. Texas lawmakers returned to the legislature on July 21st, with flood relief at the top of their legislative priorities. But since then, they've held one single hearing on flood relief. Instead, they rammed through a heavily gerrymandered map personally demanded by Trump, with the express goal of creating five new Republican seats so his party won’t get wiped out in next year’s midterms. The map guts the voting power of Black and Latino Texans and entrenches Republicans’ rule even more. Redrawing maps usually only happens at the beginning of the decade after the Census is conducted – but when Trump says jump, Texas Republicans say how high. As long as Texas Democrats remain out of the state, the Texas House cannot conduct any business, including voting on Trump’s map. Let’s be clear: they aren’t running away from anything. They’re fighting, with every tool at their disposal, to save our democracy. And their courage is rattling Republicans: Governor Greg Abbott says he will attempt to remove them from office if they don’t return today and threatened them with felony charges. Kudos to Texas Democrats for taking this stand. We must all support them however we can in their battle against Trump’s authoritarianism. Their courage is a potent reminder that tyranny is only possible if we submit to it.

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And here he was, a little halfling from the Shire, a simple hobbit of the quiet countryside, expected to find a way where the great ones could not go, or dared not go.
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after all those years memorizing social scripts to avoid raising eyebrows...the sheer RELIEF of being able to log onto hellsite.com and type shit like "i want to chew through your sternum, platonically" and have strangers just nod like yeah same 👍
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