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[deathbysnakes]

Date Everything! Characters when MC Goes On Vacation And Can’t Bring Them

Friar Errol x Reader (Romantic), Luke Nukem x Reader (Romantic), Beverly x Reader (Romantic)

Where to play: Steam ($29.99 + Lavish DLC $7.99 = $34.99), Nintendo ($34.99 comes with the Lavish DLC), Playstation 5 ($29.99/ Lavish Edition $34.99)

Warnings:They all have attachment issues/ Drinking in Beverly’s part/ Friar Errol is heavily religious (too ‘Him’, a unknown entity, a god maybe?)/ Luke Nukem is violent (not towards reader)/Luke Nukem has a gun

Pronouns:He/Him (Friar Errol, Luke Nukem), She/Her (Beverly), You/Your (MC/Reader)

Fluff/Crack/Angst/Headcanons

Explanation:MC (you) goes on a vacation, and your lovers have to cope with your absence

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When he hears about your vacation from either you or some other object, he’s immediately grumpy. You’re leaving? Without him? How many days will you be gone? Why are you doing this? Where are you going?

He becomes more clingy before you go. He’ll hold your hand, hug you, and press kisses to your face, but there’s always a feeling of desperation in his touches.

Low-key acts like he’s about to become a windowed mother.

You’re the only one that understands him and his teachings, so he’s probably hit the hardest by this news.

Prays for you, begging ‘Him’ to bring you back safely.

When you actually go on the trip, it’s a disaster back at home. He becomes even more persistent in his teachings in an attempt to distract himself, but also more snappy.

After a few more days he eventually stops and just starts counting down the days till you’re back, refusing to talk to anyone.

He’s mainly worried about if you’ll come back or not. He’s used to people making excuses to get away from him, what if this was another excuse? What if you never returned?

When you do eventually return the first thing you come home to is Errol wrapping his arms around you and hugging you tightly. "Blessed day, my beloved returns to me… you haven’t been tainted, have you?"

Just because you’ve finally returned does not mean Errol becomes any less clingy, in fact, he seems more happy than before, he’s smiling more often, praising you at any moment, staring at you longingly, and now it seems he always has to have a hand on you.

It seems your absence has given him time to reflect, and realize how much you mean to him.

You’re going on a mission, awesome! He’s coming with you, right? HE’S NOT??!!

Cries, cries so much… "Ranger! What do you mean you’re leaving me??! I love you Ranger PLEASE DON’T LEAVEEE!!!"

Insists he needs to be there to protect you from swarmers.

When he finally realizes he can’t come with you, he acts like you’ve fallen in battle. "*sniff* Ranger… I’ll miss you, I’LL MISS YOU SO MUCH!! Y-you were the best partner I could’ve asked for!”

But when he’s not crying, he’s putting unnecessary and illegal things in your suit case for safety, no Luke, you can’t bring grenadines and a machine gun. How he got them? Idk

Before your vacation, he gives you so many hugs, and holds you so tight you think you’ll break something.

Instead of going on a vacation, he thinks you’re going on a super secret and dangerous mission, so he becomes more paranoid.

Promises to guard the house outpost with his life when you leave, and he’ll tell amazing stories about you.

So when you do leave, that’s all the other objects hear about, you, how much he misses you, all the things you did together, how pretty your limbs are…

Oh, and he becomes even more paranoid, raising his gun to anyone who ‘sneaks up’ on him or comes to close, over exaggerating Timmy knocking over a cup (yeah Timmy stays away from Luke now…), and giving in to the ‘faces in the walls’ more easily.

When you come home, the house is a wreck, but you don’t have time to process that because there is a muscular hunk about to jump on you. "Ranger!! Thank the Immortal’s you’re alive!! And all of your pretty limbs are intact!!!”

Even if you do catch him, you’re falling, and the wind is being knocked out of you, and now you have a bruise on your back.

He’s crying, sobbing, and yelling about how me missed you and how he didn’t think you were going to make it back alive, but how he should’ve never doubted you.

And the bruise you have on the back, must’ve been caused by a monster, definitely not there because Luke jumped on you. "Ranger! Your back is purple! You must’ve been attacked by a [insert monster]!”

Like Errol, he becomes way more clingy, but cheerful, he thinks you’re badass for kicking swarmer butt all by yourself!

Still, never leave him again, for his sake, and the houses.

Once she hears you’re going on a vacation, she knows she won’t be able to come, I mean, she’s a mini bar.

Tries to act happy for you but you can tell how depressed this news is making her.

Her eyes become more tired and droopy, her smile wavers, and her posture slouches.

She also starts drinking more often, objects who come to her bar find her waisted most of the time, leading the bar to temporarily close.

She’s constantly hanging off your arm now.

She refuses to tell you why she’s upset though, not wanting to ruin your trip, but little bits slip out when she’s drunk.

When you do leave it leads to her venting to other objects while wasted. "I just… don’t understand why [preferred pronouns] would want to go on a trip… I’m hot and sexy! Like… you have a whole view, right here!”

Some objects empathize with her, some are annoyed and tell her to fuck off, and some just feel trapped.

When you do return you’ll most likely find her drunk, like, really drunk. And when she sees you, all the feelings and thoughts spill out.

You’ll also find your other objects are really tired from her rambling.

But if you hold her she’ll fall asleep in your arms.

When she wakes up the next day, she’ll profusely apologize for her behavior the day before, please comfort her.

After your trip she’ll realize how important it is to talk about your feelings, and she’ll be more open with you.

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Date Everything! Masterlist (updated now that I’ve played the game!)

About my account/ other masterlists/ rules

I will not be writing for: Ben-Hwa, Dishy, Keith, Michael Transaction, Nightmare, The Sassy Chap, Sophia, Wallace, Rebel, Stepford, Lucinda due to plainly hating them, or being uncomfortable with writing them (I just don’t know what to do with Wallace or Sassy Chap)

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Abel

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Airyn

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Amir

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Arma

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Artt

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Barry

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Bathsheba

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Baeu

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Betty

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Beverly

Date Everything! Characters when MC Goes On Vacation And Can’t Bring Them

Bobby

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Bodhi

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Cabrizzio

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Cam

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Captain Jaques Pierrot

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Cellia

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Chairemi

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Chance

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Connie

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Curt

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Daemon

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Daisuke

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Dante

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Dasha

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Diana

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Dirk

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Dolly

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Dorian

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Doug

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Dunk

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Drysdale

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Eddie

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Fantina

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Farya

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Florence

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Freddy

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Friar Errol

Date Everything! Characters when MC Goes On Vacation And Can’t Bring Them

Gaia

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The Hanks

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Harper

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Hector

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Henry Hoove

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Hero Hime

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Holly

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I, Ronaldini

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Jean Loo

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Jerry

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Johnny Splash

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Keyes

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Koa

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Kopi

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Kristof

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Luke Nuke’m

Date Everything! Characters when MC Goes On Vacation And Can’t Bring Them

Lux

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Lyric

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Mac

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Maggie

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Mateo

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Memoria

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Miranda Dulce Tostadora

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Mitchell Linn

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Monique

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Parker

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Penelope

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Phoenicia

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Prissy

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Rainey

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Reggie

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River

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Rod

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Rongomaiwhenua

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Scandalabra

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Shelley

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Sinclaire

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Skylar

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Stefan

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Stepford

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Stella

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Teddy

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Telly

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Textbox-Chan

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Timothy/Timmy

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Tina

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Tony

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Tydus

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Tyrell

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Vaughn

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Volt

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Washford

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Willi

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Winnifred

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Wyndolyn

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XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx

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Zoey Bennett

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Mac my beloved (I HATE THEIR JACKET, WHY IS IT SO HARD TO DRAW?!?)

[deathbysnakes]

Hi I’ve really liked your work. I saw you did Tuff was wondering if you could do a Ruffnut x reader who is anxious/neurodivergent and rides a scauldron (cause of Scauldy). 💖

Ruffnut With An Anxious/Neurodivergent Reader Who Rides A Scauldron

Ruffnut x Reader (Romantic)

Warnings:I’m basing this on my own experiences with being neurodivergent and having anxiety/

Pronouns:She/Her (Ruffnut), You/Your (Reader)

Fluff/Crack/Headcanons + One-shot

Explanation:Ruffnut with a lover/crush who is neurodivergent and rides a Scauldron

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Headcanons

Unlike her twin brother, it’s more of crush at first sight, but it eventually develops into love

Has a massive soft spot for your Scauldron due to her late bond with Scauldy, even before you guys became lovers

She’s constantly flirting and it gets you SO flustered, despite how cheesy her flirting can be sometimes

Sorry, she's using your dragons for pranks, sometimes against you, you signed up for this when you entered a relationship with her

Your Scauldron loves her! I can definitely see her babying your dragon.

If you get nervous in crowds she will scream or fight anyone who gets too close to you, it makes it worse but she's genuinely trying to help and if you just talk to her about it she'll stop, but she'll still give people death glares and shove them roughly from time to time

Sometimes she might trigger you with her randomly being loud or unpredictable actions but she'll tone it down for you

She's a dictionary so if you have a new hyperfixation you can go to her and she'll give you TONES of information and will hyperfixate with you if the subject interests her enough!

She'll definitely see you stimming and finds herself doing it too

If you have a problem with organization I'm so sorry, but her unorganization is something you can't fix, but she'll tone it down

One-Shot

Ruffnut and Tuffnut giggled as they painted crude but strangely well-made things on vikings' homes, hopping from house to house quickly so as not to get caught. "Tuff, Ruff!" A dorky but stern voice interrupted their painting session, and they both slowly turned around, and sure enough, a scrawny one legged viking(?) with a night fury by his side was looking down at them with a disapproving look. "You painted a razor whip on Bucket and Mulch's house! Now Bucket's in the Great hall, Mulch is trying to get him back home, and my father can't have a meeting!" The one legged viking threw his hands into the air, making his frustration clear. The twins looked back at eachother and then to the scrawny viking. "Well our dear Hiccup, it's not our fault Heather attacked a boat near them." Ruffnut protested, pointing her paint brush at him, causing some green paint to splatter on his suit. Hiccup hummed in frustration and opened his mouth to say something else when a Scauldron suddenly landed beside him, causing him to look up. Tuffnut jumped up and pointed at the Scauldron. "Hiccup look out! There's a Scauldron beside you! You know?! Those dragons that can melt a screaming deaths scales right off?!" Hiccup shot a glare at Tuffnut. "Calm down Tuff!" A person climbed down from the Scauldron, and Ruffnut jumped a bit, alarmed by this strangers attractiveness, Ruffnut didn't know if it was the fact the stranger has a Scauldron or the strangers attractiveness that drew her towards [preferred pronouns]. "Hiccup, Astrid can't train me today, Stormfly got into someone's chicken coop and now she has a belly ache..." Hiccup put a hand over his chin. "Well, we'll have to get someone else to train you-" "I'll do it! I mean, me and Tuff will do it!" Ruffnut raised her hand eagerly. Tuffnut raised a eyebrow and turned to his sister. "Uh...we will?" Tuffnut looked back at you, seeming uncertain. Ruffnut punched her brothers shoulder, causing him to let out a "ow!". Hiccup looked back at you, and noticed you looked a bit nervous. "Hey, don't worry, the twins are... something, that's for sure, but they're very experienced dragon riders, you'll learn a lot from them, especially Ruffnut, she befriended a Scauldron in the past." Hiccup looked up at your dragon, smiling at it. "Well," Ruffnut walked up to you, a smug but flirtatious grin on her face, her brother following behind, looking rather confused. "What'da say?" Ruffnut said, reaching out her hand for a hand shake. You looked up at your dragon nervously, and I gave you a resuring growl. You looked back at Ruffnut and took her hand. There was a sudden mood shift, and a look of excitement came over Ruffnut, she shook your hand firmly. "You are not going to regret this!"

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Okay sooo…someone made a request about Lego Monkey King and Netflix Monkey King with a socially awkward reader, and while I was working on it, I hit post and a error showed up saying "something went wrong with your answer" and deleted the request and my writing. So, if you were the one that requested that I would just like you to know that I’ll just redo it, it’ll just take longer, especially because I get unmotivated when tumblr deletes my writing.

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One Ring To Rule Them All Masterlist

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Aragorn II

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Arwen

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Adar

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Arondir

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Bilbo

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Boromir

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Bard

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Beren

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Beleg

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Beregond

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Beorn

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Bronwyn

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Celeborn

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Celebrimbor (When making a request, please state if you want sow Celebrimbor or trop)

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Celegorm

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Caranthir

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Curufin

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Círdan

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Disa

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Durin IV

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Elladan

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Elrohir

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Elrond (When making a request, please state if you want lotr Elrond or trop Elrond)

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Éomer

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Éowyn

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Eöl

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Erestor

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Elanor

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Fili

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Feanor

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Galadriel (When making a request, please state if you want lotr Galadriel or trop Galadriel)

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Gandalf (Platonic only)

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Kili

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Kemen

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Legolas

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Marry

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Sam

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OH YOU DO MONKEY KING?! I’m so hyped! Dude, I love reading them and other stories! You’re a good writer! Is it okay I make a request of the monkey king? 👉��💦

Go ahead!

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Hi!! I love your work and was wondering if I could request a tuffnut x reader who rides a death gripper dragon reaction please? Thank you if you do it!!

Tuffnut With A Reader Who Rides A Death Gripper

Tuffnut x Reader (Romantic)

Warnings:Love or crush at first sight trope in the oneshot/Swearing/Tuffnut accidentally falls onto the readers chest

Pronouns:He/Him (Tuffnut), You/Your (Reader)

Fluff/Crack/Headcanons + One-shot

Explanation:Tuffnut with a lover/crush who rides a Death Gripper

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Headcanons

Love at first sight

Thinks you’re badass, and cool, and awesome, and badass-

He does get scared of it sometimes though, and hides behind you

"Let’s use your dragon to burn down Hiccups hut! It’s the perfect prank!”

He probably will get paralyzed by it at lest once, either by annoying it, or just pure accident

Please take him on flights with it. Yeah, he has his own dragon, but he wants to rub it in is sisters face that he has a lover with a deadly badass dragon get away from his sister sometimes

Will try to use your dragon as an intimidation tactic when simply trying to get what he wants or when running into dragon hunters, and it works on Snotlout and maybe Fishlegs if he doesn’t know you that well

Ruffnut might also try to use your dragon as a intimidation tactic, but Tuffnut gets jealous and shuts it down quickly

He thinks your dragon is adorable too, especially sense Death Grippers are based of bloodhounds, aka dogs (and other animals too). Might try to pet it

This can end in two ways, your dragon and Tuffnut become best friends, or your dragon tolerates Tuffnut

One-shot

Tuffnut raced to the arena, tailing his sister. "No fair! When we got out the door you tripped me!” Tuffnut shouted. "You did that to me yesterday!” Ruffnut shouted back. Barf and Belch flew over the twins, earning offended gasps and groans from the two. "That’s cheating! This race is supposed to be on the ground!” Tuffnut called out, but the two headed dragon was already in the arena. This has been a habit of theirs for the last few days, they were trying to find out who’s the faster twin, but so far, none of them have won, because they keep cheating. They were racing especially fast today because a new dragon rider was being added to the group. Tuffnut was catching up to Ruffnut as they were about to enter the arena, but then she suddenly grabbed sand out of her pocket and threw it over her shoulder. “Pocket sand!” She shouted, as the sand hit Tuffnut’s eyes. “Ow, ow, ow!” Tuffnut stumbled into the arena and fell straight on his face. He heard Ruffnut and Snotlout laughing and a faint “Oo...” from Hiccup. "Cheater! She cheated! You all saw that right?!” Tuffnut exclaimed, standing up and whipping sand away from his eyes. "That means, I am still the fastest nu…” Tuffnut’s voice faded out as his eyes landed on the new dragon rider next to their deadly Death Gripper, you. "Accept it! I’m the fastest twin, and the smartest~” Ruffnut’s voice was background sound to Tuffnut right now, his eyes were stuck on you and your awesome Death Gripper. He snapped out of his haze when a fist connected with his shoulder. “Tuff! Did that tumble give you brain damage?” He could suddenly hear Ruffnut’s voice again. "What?! No! I have a very thick skull!” Tuffnut jumped back a bit. "Clearly…" Astrid mumbled loud enough for Tuffnut to hear, but Tuffnut decided to ignore her. Tuffnut strode stumbled up to you, trying to seem confident and charming. "Hey, I’m Tuffnut, I run this place." “Wha- no you don’t!” Hiccup yelped. "Yeah, that’s Hiccup, my jealous side kick." Tuffnut jumped a bit when your Death Gripper clicked at him. Hiccup pinched the bridge between his eyes. "Okay, first off, no one runs this place, we work as a team, second off, I am not your jealous side kick." Tuffnut was tugged away from you by Hiccup, but his eyes remained on you. "Everyone, this is [Name] and their dragon, [Your dragon’s name]. They’re the new addition of the dragon riders, so let’s make them feel welcome, okay?” "[Name]…” Tuffnut whispered to himself. Throughout the training, Tuffnut’s eyes remained on you, and he kept trying to start conversations with you, but would either get interrupted, fumble with his words, or you couldn’t hear him. At the end of the training session, Ruffnut was looking at him smugly, leaning against a wall. "Soo…the new dragon rider, huh?” Tuffnut looked down at his feet, his gaze breaking apart from you the first time. "What about them?" Ruffnut delivered a slap to his back, making Tuff yell slightly. "Go ask [preferred pronouns] out dummy!" Before Tuffnut could get a word out, his face collided with your chest, your Death Gripper hissed in disapproval, its tail standing up, making him immediately step back, his face redder and warmer than monstrous nightmare flames. "Oh! I am so sorry! That was my sister! My sister made me do that!” Tuffnut looked behind him, but Ruffnut was no longer there. Tuffnut slowly turned back to you. "So, uh- sorry about lying to you earlier, w-wanna go out?”

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The Monkey Kings with a Pixiu Reader

Nezha Reborn Monkey King, Monkie Kid Monkey King, 2023 Monkey King, and Black Myth Wukong Monkey King x Reader (Romantic)

Where to watch Nezha Reborn: Netflix (Subscription)

Where to watch Monkie Kid: Peacock (Free), Pluto TV (Free)

Where to watch 2023 Monkey King: Netflix (Subscription)

Where to play Black Myth Wukong: Steam ($59.99 + Deluxe Edition $9.99 = $69.99), PS5 ($59.99 + Deluxe Edition $9.99 = $69.99)

Warnings: The use of the word "mate"/ Tiny bit of swearing on Monkie Kid Monkey Kings part/ Mentions of violence on Black Myth Wukong Monkey Kings part (not towards reader or Wukong)/ Possessiveness on Nezha Reborn Monkey Kings part and Black Myth Wukong Monkey Kings part

Pronouns: He/Him (All Monkey Kings), You/Your (Reader)

Crack/ Headcanons/ Fluff

Explanation: The Monkey Kings with a Pixiu lover (Pixiu are auspicious, winged animals, written about in ancient Chinese history and heralded through the millennia by fantastic stories of powerful and grandiose feats of victory in battle, in addition to being a wealth attractor, the Pixiu's ferocious nature is said to make it an excellent protector against evil forces – ensuring your fortune won't slip away so easily once it's arrived. They are said to be fiercely loyal to their owners and will protect them from harm and misfortune.)

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Nezha Reborn Monkey King

WOOWIE

He loves a mate who can crush him

Not to mention, your luck always makes sure he wins when gambling or when making bets (it also helps with getting him out of trouble)

Cooes and fawns over your wings, and loves it when you wrap them around him

Will bury his face in your wings fluff

Loves your tail too!

Will cling onto your tail if you’re trying to escape him in the mornings

LOVES it when you bring him gold, silver, and jewels (you’re his sugar Pixiu)

Please give him a Pixiu bracelet of yourself, he needs it, and desperately wants it (for getting out of trouble with bad people and to guarantee winning when gambling)

A lot of people try to touch you if you’re openly a Pixiu because there's a saying that touching a Pixiu once brings good luck, twice brings money and treasure, and three times brings power and position, he’ll hiss at them all, and will chase them if they don’t get the warning, one, because having people touch you all the time is overwhelming, and two, he wants your luck and power all to himself

Monkie Kid Monkey King

SOOO COCKY ABOUT IT

"Oh? You’re poor and lonely Macaque? Sucks to be you because I have a Pixiu mate~” (sugar baby number 2)

His monkeys also love you (monkeys are often attracted to shiny things, gold, silver, jewels, etc)

His monkeys will also hang off your tail often, mf’s will fight over who gets to lay on the fluff and the end of your tail, which can result in your tail getting pulled, Wukong doesn’t help at all, and will join in on the fighting, they’ll only stop if you yelp in pain or just yell at them to stop, they all feel guilty after

Loves your horns and will often be caught staring at them (While this has never been said, I like to think Pixiu horns are made up of different gems, diamond, ruby, sapphire, topaz, etc, the option is up to you)

He loves getting on your shoulders, you’re a Pixiu, and Pixiu’s are really strong, so you’ll be able to carry him around without breaking a sweat, it makes him feel taller and more powerful than he already is

If anyone is trying to touch you (there's a saying that touching a Pixiu once brings good luck, twice brings money and treasure, and three times brings power and position) and you’re uncomfortable, will start being passive aggressive towards them, and will smack their hand off of you considering his strength he might accidentally break their arm, if it’s someone he knows he’ll be kinder and gentler, but still a bit passive aggressive

2023 Monkey King

Him and stick are hyped!

Thinks because he has a Pixiu lover to back him up, he can get away with anything, which results in him becoming even more reckless, if that’s possible

"Hey babe! Look! I’m gonna jump off this cliff!" "I don’t think that’s a goo-" "Nahh it’s fine, your luck and strength will back me up! NOW HERE I GOOO!" He didn’t actually break anything, because he’s the Monkey King, but he did sprain his ankle

You’ll have to give him a Pixiu bracelet so when you’re not around, he doesn’t hurt himself

Tries to act natural when you bring him gold, silver, jewels, etc, but he’s giggling and kicking his feet

Definitely wants you to pick him up and just fly with him in your arms

Another one who will sit on your shoulders

He brags even more than Monkie Kid Monkey King

He’ll get insecure sometimes though, he thinks you’re so much better than him at everything and you could have anyone you want, which can result in him becoming distant and a bit snappy, but with some pushing, he’ll eventually open up and cry into your arms, then he’s back to his reckless self the next day

Black Myth Wukong Monkey King

A mix between Nezha Reborn Monkey King and Monkie Kid Monkey King

He loves how strong you are but is also extremely cocky and arrogant about the fact he has a Pixiu as a mate

Makes all the gold, silver, and jewels you bring him into pieces of his armor or jewelry

Another one who exploits your luck

Constantly making bets and gambling with other demons and the other monkeys on Flower Fruit Mountain

This can result in him loosing some of the jewelry you gave him, but he always just steals it back because he’s the Monkey King

He’s sooo into your strength and loves it if you have a fiery personality, giving him a excuse to watch you beat the living out of a demon who’s trying to invade Flower Fruit Mountain

He’s always grooming your wings and the fluff on your tail when he gets the chance, because he loves it when your wings shine in the sunlight/ moonlight or when your tail is perfect as a pillow

He’s also stunned with your horns (While this has never been said, I like to think Pixiu horns are made up of different gems, diamond, ruby, sapphire, topaz, etc, the option is up to you) while he can’t groom them, he will offer to polish them

He’s the most protective out of all the Wukong’s on this list, and will bare his teeth at anyone who comes too close, and Buddha help them if they touch you, he wants your luck and power all to himself (there's a saying that touching a Pixiu once brings good luck, twice brings money and treasure, and three times brings power and position)

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POV: you’re trying to be dark and mysterious but your trainer is a hopeless romantic. (Not ship art! My oc just has lots of feelings).

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Do you mind doing some headcanons for nezha gods reborn wukong finding out his new friend has ehlers danlos syndrom? Was just diagnosed and he's a comfort for me.

Nezha Reborn Monkey King With A Reader With Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS)

Nezha Reborn Monkey King x Reader (Can be seen as platonic or romantic)

Where to watch Nezha Reborn: Netflix (subscription)

Warnings:Mentions of bruising/ Mentions of joint pain/ Mentions of hypermobility/ Mentions of scoliosis/ Tiny bit of swearing/ I don’t know much about EDS, so sorry if I got anything wrong

Pronouns:He/Him (Monkey King), You/Your (Reader)

Fluff/ Comfort

Explanation:Monkey Kings new friend has Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome. (Ehlers-Danlos syndrome (EDS) is a group of inherited connective tissue disorders that affect the body's ability to produce or use collagen, a protein that provides strength and elasticity to skin, joints, and blood vessels)

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Very protective, and if he can, follows you around anywhere unless you tell him to stop. He’s afraid you’ll either hurt yourself or someone will hurt you.

Constantly steering you away from sharp objects, things that could fall, or aggressive people.

Will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone who is giving you a hard time.

Will let you sleep on his shoulder or lap if you get too tired, and will even carefully carry you, not without teasing you though.

Thinks your hypermobility is cool and will try to imitate it (resulting in him hurting himself).

Will try to distract you from joint pain by just being goofy.

Despite him drinking a lot, when drinking with you, he drinks less and makes sure you don’t drink too much.

Pops up randomly at your window to make sure you’re taking care of yourself.

Always encouraging you to eat fruits from the fruit basket he has in his workshop.

Loves and hates when you stay with him as he works on inventions. He’s worried you’ll get hurt, but he’s been isolated for so long, so he really enjoys your presence, but he makes you wear safety gear.

Tries to always have one hand on you so he can protect you.

If you have a diet and is bad at tracking it, he’ll happily do it for you. Just be warned, he’s stubborn, and will make sure you follow through with your diet.

Internally freaks out when you get hurt, and blames himself, a part of the panic slips through sometimes.

Very gentle when it comes to physical touch, he understands that your skin is delicate and can easily bruise.

If you have scoliosis, he’s always trying to get you to stretch, and will join you in stretching, but won’t push you too hard.

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Hiccup

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Astrid

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Snotlout

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Fishlegs

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Ruffnut

Ruffnut And Tuffnut (Separately) Pampering Injured Reader

Ruffnut With An Anxious/Neurodivergent Reader Who Rides A Scauldron

Tuffnut

Ruffnut And Tuffnut (Separately) Pampering Injured Reader

Tuffnut With A Reader Who Rides A Death Gripper

Stoick (Platonic only)

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Gobber (Platonic only)

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Valka (Platonic only)

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Dagur

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Heather

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Jhoann

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Krogan

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Atali

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Mala

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Throk

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Ryker

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Viggo

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Eret

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Drago

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Grimmel

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Ruffnut And Tuffnut (Separately) Pampering Injured Reader

Ruffnut x Reader (Romantic)/ Tuffnut x Reader (Romantic)

Warnings:Mentions of injuries/ Mentions of physical affection/ Hash pranks (not pulled on reader)/ Ruffnut and Tuffnut are already in a relationship with reader

Pronouns:She/Her (Ruffnut), He/Him (Tuffnut), You/Your (Reader)

Fluff/Comfort

Explanation:Reader gets badly hurt (it’s not told how the injury is got, I want to leave it up to the reader to decide how the injury is attained) and Ruffnut/ Tuffnut tries their best to comfort their lover

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Ruffnut

It was a foggy day, Ruffnut's favorite kind of weather. The fog allowed her to get away with a lot, dropping leaches into people's boots, then running away as their screams fade behind her, putting up big nets in the woods and giggling as she hears a innocent viking who just wanted to fly with their dragon scream as the net sends them tumbling down to the forest floor, and of course, sneaking small bits of sardine into people's belongings, a classic. Ruffnut casually walked out of her house, hiding the small bag of sardine bits behind her back, not that that hid the revolting smell, but was jumpscared by a wide-eyed Fishlegs, resulting in Ruffnut throwing the bag of sardine bits straight at Fishlegs' face. "Woah! Watch it pal! You can't just jump out at me like that!" Ruffnut crossed her arms and stuck her nose in the air, slightly turning away from the coughing Fishlegs. "[Name]..." Fishlegs manged to cough out, immediately catching Ruffnut's attention. "What about [Name]?" She asks, turning back towards Fishlegs. "You need to- *cough* pick [preferred pronouns] up from- *cough* *cough* Gothi's hut..." Ruffnut's eyes narrowed in frustration. "You're not giving me the whole story Fishface!" Ruffnut raises her voice, concerned for you, but Fishlegs couldn't get any more words out, the fowl smell of the sardines were too much. Ruffnut sighed in frustration and ran to Gothi's hut. Ruffnut's eyes widened at the sight of you curled up on the floor, leaning against a couple of boxes, covered with bandages from head to toe. "Odin's beard! What happened to you?!" Ruffnut spead-walks over to you and crouches down in front of you, gently resting a hand on your shoulder. Ruffnut was being much gentler than she's ever was. "You know what, you can tell me when we get home, can you walk?"

Always has one hand on you, whether it be to guide you through crowds, to push you back down when you try to get up from bed, or to just stroke your cheek with her thumb.

Tries to distract you from the pain by flirting or just teasing you by either verbal compliments or teasing touches.

I hope you like kisses cause you'll be practically showered in them, especially when you wake up, Ruffnut grabs the collar of your shirt to make sure you can't get away.

Braids your hair when you're asleep to calm her anxieties. She's usually never anxious, but she's afraid this'll happen again in the future, but you won't be alive that time.

Ruffnut is already protective of you, but now she's even more protective, always looking around for threats, and she even hissed at a viking that got too close once.

DON'T LET HER COOK FOR YOU!!! She'll accidentally poison you, listen, it's better to get Fishlegs, Astrid, or Hiccup to drop off meals for you, just try to keep it a secret...

Ruffnut is actually really good at giving massages and will message any tension you have away, even if you didn't ask, but she'll stop if you tell her too.

Cooes to you like you're a baby or an injured animal. It can get annoying at times, especially when she does it in public.

Talks. Your. Ear. Off. Every. Single. Day. Good luck!

Tuffnut

Tuffnut walked around berk, looking for you, he was very clingy compared to his sister, Ruffnut. This morning, he woke up, and when he ran to your hut to convince you to pull some pranks with him, you didn’t answer the door, which earned a distressed whine from Tuffnut, but he decided to wait before fully freaking out. But now it was evening, and he was getting more panicked. “[Naaaame]!” He called out, cupping his hands around his mouth, and ignoring the weird stares he was getting from vikings walking by. “[Naaaaaaaaame]!!!” Tuffnut called out again, sounding even more distressed than before. While calling out for you, he saw Astrid landing Stormfly near the great hall, giving Tuffnut the idea to ask Astrid if she knew where you were. “Astrid! Astrid! ASTRID!!!” Astrid’s head snapped towards Tuffnut, her eyes narrowing. "What, Tuffnut!?” Tuffnut stopped running and put his hands on his knees to catch his breath, then looked up at Astrid with wide eyes. “Have you seen [Name]?” Astrid’s gaze softened as she heard the worry in Tuffnut’s voice, she knew this feeling too well. "Oh, did you not hear?” Tuffnut’s eyes wided and he tightly grabbed Astrid’s arm, shaking her roughly. "Hear what!? What was I supposed to hear Astrid?!” Astrid’s annoyance returned, and she no longer felt sympathy towards Tuffnut. Astrid pushed Tuffnut back roughly, ignoring his panicked whining and sniffling. "She got badly injured! She was escorted to her hut after seeing Gothi just a few minutes ago!” Tuffnut immediately turned around to run back to your hut, screaming your name along the way, annoying all of berks residents on the way there. Tuffnut barged into your house, ran to your bedroom, and you had to stop him from jumping on you. “[Name]! Why weren’t you answering my calls?! Why weren’t you answering me?!” Tuffnut shrieked, not taking into account that Gothi’s hut was isolated and tall. You had to hold him for a while for him to calm down.

Now he’s even more clingy, if that wasn’t obvious. You’re practically always pinned to the bed due to all his limbs being wrapped around yours. But on the bright side, he’s way more willing to do favors for you, unless they involve being away from you for a long time.

It’ll be hard to get sleep considering that every time you fall asleep, he thinks that’s you dying or going into a coma, so you’ll be shaken awake and then you’ll have to comfort Tuffnut, it’s worse if you’re a heavy sleeper.

Way more skittish than before, jumping at the sound of wind blowing, pulling you behind him when a terrible terror comes out of a ally, and maybe trying to fist fight people that get too close (especially if it’s Ruffnut).

He’s not a very good cook, but it’s better than Ruffnut’s cooking, still, take caution, he might have added a little too much oyster sauce to your soup.

Loves to read to you while reading out loud in a dramatic voice and dramatic hand gestures (he might accidentally slap you from time to time…).

Always insists on checking your injuries when you have to change your bandages, but ends up grimacing at the sight of the fresh wounds, then ugly crying later. He calms down slowly as you heal.

Loves to wash you, mostly because it’s a excuse to run his fingers through your hair, but don’t let him use any of his products to wash you or you’ll be smelling like rotten egg.

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Vikings: Valhalla, this is gonna get messy 😭

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Rough sketch (ignore his hand)

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Monkey King/Sun Wukong

Nezha Reborn Monkey King taking care of sick reader

Nezha Reborn Monkey King With A Reader With Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS)

The Monkey Kings with a Pixiu Reader

Fanart:Rough sketch

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