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Credit: @Pet_Foolery

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“Chameleon deciding whether to trust their human or not”

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I was going through my snapchat, and I totally forgot that cutouts exist right?

Well.. I think I found one that I want to start posting on peoples threads because...well...

Is this not #relatable enough?

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I think they should make a new stoplight that's purple and if you get it you have to just turn around

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My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well.

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I think one of the reasons I like armour and masks so much is because I enjoy not being identifiable as anything more than vaguely bipedal and hard to kill with melee weapons

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i find it interesting how quickly we forgot about the political and specifically anti-war the emo movement actually was. 50% of emo bands first albums are explicitly about 9/11. they go on to address military service, ptsd, school shootings...

like it really wasnt so much “im sad bc sad” as “you have soiled our childhoods with violence and we will not allow you to ignore or forget it”

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My new favorite thing to do is tell guys who have no profile photo how hot they are. Usually they’re just confused by my compliment but sometimes they get paranoid that they accidentally uploaded a profile picture.

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As toddlers, our parents would apologize to strangers because we embarrassed them. As teenagers, we apologize to strangers because our parents are embarrassing us.

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Easy mode for gamers is just hard mode for the enemies