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[gets in my little clown car]

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FINALS

It's the moment you've all been waiting for, folks! It's the final showdown between our two semifinalists for the title of ULTIMATE Red and Yellow!

On the left we have Sideswipe and Sunstreaker from Transformers. These terrific twins can transform into Lamborghini cars! They've defeated everyone who crossed their paths: their transforming adversaries, Knockout and Bumblebee; magical girls Kyoko Sakura and Mami Tomoe; the reason this bracket was formed, Red and Yellow from AvA/M; and most recently, they battled against Touhou's protagonist and deuteragonist, Reimu Hakurei and Marisa Kirisame, sweeping by pretty much exactly 70%!

And on the right we have Dick Simmons and Dexter Grif who, while actually maroon and orange, swept through their competition by the will of the fans and committing to the bit: basketball anime boys Kagami Taiga and Kise Ryota, Homestuck hotshots Aradia Megido and Sollux Captor, Rise!TMNT's very own Raph and April, and in the semis they battled and absolutely destroyed Thomas Sanders' Roman and Janus by a whopping 74.8!

Will the giant transforming robot twins come out on top, or will Grimmons take down one final foe and earn a title that would make Grif furious? Good luck to both of our finalist duos! And please, for the sake of myself and your fellow voters, be courteous in the notes.

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bro help the sexy demon is sending me mixed signals….

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Throwing a fun wrench into things with the relationship between Soundwave and the cassettes is this quote from Starscream in All Hail Megatron #13. Don’t know if Starscream actually sees them as Soundwave’s children but

Yeah, I’m assuming Starscream was intending for that comment to be sarcastic and derogatory.

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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

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WOOOOOOO YEAAAAAH KEEP IT GOING THUNDERCRACKER NATION!!!!!!!!!!

What's there not to love about him?? He owns a lil dog! He's a famous playwrite! He's unbelievably sweet with all humans!!!

And-

And-

He's a sweet little lad!!!! Yes Skyfire can provide, however Thundercracker has already been proven to

TREAT

YOU

RIGHT!!!!!!

He would put you in plays, take you out to the most lavish places (or just go and love you regularly in case you aren't up for fancy places)

HE'D GENUINELY LOVE AND CARE FOR BOUNDARIES BECAUSE OF HIS VAST KNOWLEDGE OF PEOPLE!!!! HE'S AMAZING HUSBAND MATERIAL!!!! SKYFIRE WOULD ONLY TREAT YOU RIGHT IN FANON, THUNDERCRACKER HAS CANONICALLY PROVEN TO BE AN AMAZING BOT AND HE DESERVES TO W I N!!!!!!!

(this is all /lh btw, I don't hold any ill will towards Skyfire fans <3)

Transformers Robot Husband Poll (Round 5)

Make sure to vote on ALL of the matches here.

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Transformers Robot Husband Poll (Round 4)

Make sure to vote on ALL of the matches here.

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Transformers Robot Husband Poll (Round 4)

Make sure to vote on ALL of the matches here.

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HOW WE FEELING BRAINSTORM NATION LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! CHAOTIC SCIENCE HUSBAND RIGHTS!!!!!!!

Transformers Robot Husband Poll (Round 3.5 - Odd One Out)

This is to determine who goes on to Round Four since Swindle was the straggler from Round Two.

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ULTRA MAGNUS HAS FALLEN!!! WE STARSCREAM ENJOYERS ARE THE NEW LEADERS OF THE DECEPTICONS

Look at him!!!!! He's such a skrumblinby little scrimblo!!!!! He'd actually decimate planets for you!!! Overthrow monarchys for you!! And plus he'd let you rule the decepticons with him!!!! Don't be blinded by the Ultra Magnus stans who support being a goody two shoes, go for chaotic evil fun!!!!!

(Dw this is all /lh fun, I am in fact the Starscream Enjoyer 😔 my username is what it is for a reason-)

Good evening, or morning or night, whatever the time may be for you

Its come to my attention that my boy, my scrungly little blue man Ultra Magnus is losing against Starscream, sooooo- let me spread a lil bit of a reason as to why you should vote for my scrungly little autobot lad;

No. 1

He'd treat you right, this man would give you all the love in the world he could ever have, it is unbelievably wholesome

No. 2

He's wholesome lil man, will very much give hugs, kisses and cuddles and any form of affection anytime of the day

No. 3

A lil headcanon of mine buuut- very cheesy pickup lines, this man could be the definition of a cheesy romantic and make it look good

Don't have much to say atm, but please vote for Magnus, he very much deserves the win✨

Starscream enjoyers, including one of my besties who is infact a Starscream enjoyer, I am out to get you if you don't let my mans win/j /lh

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Transformers Robot Husband Poll (Round 3)

Make sure to vote on ALL of the matches here.

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༓♡ ROUND ONE IS HERE!

RESULTS WILL BE RECORDED ON THIS SHEET!

Yanno, I can't help but notice that we've had two robot husband polls, but not a single one for any ladies ( At least, not to my knowledge )! I for one think that's a crime, so I aim to change that.

The matchups in this poll were set up via randomizer, but I did tweak a few to feel a bit more fair? I hate to have big names go up against lesser known characters, but it's sometimes just unavoidable... If I forgot any major characters, I apologize. I'm pretty knowledgeable, but TF is a big franchise, and i'm bound to miss something. As a note, i'm not including children or characters that feel too close to children for my own comfort. That's why Gauge, Twitch etc etc aren't present.

Rounds are set to run for 24 hours, and then i'll allow myself a small grace period to prep for the next one. I'll deal with ties and such if and when they arise.

Though i've used particular images for each match up, let it be known that any listing isn't continuity specific. You're voting for all versions of a specific character, not just one! No worries.

If you have any questions or suggestions, feel free to send them my way!

➜ Windblade VS. Termagax ✫ Elita One VS. Flamewar

➜ Glyph VS. Aileron ✫ Lodestar VS. Glowstrike

➜ Anode VS. Solus Prime ✫ Trickdiamond VS. Lightbright

➜ Stormclash VS. Rosanna ✫ Jumpstream VS. Blackarachnia

➜ Slipstream VS. Provoke ✫ Javelin VS. Mistress of Flame

➜ Nyx VS. Botanica ✫ Proxima VS. Airazor

➜ Airachnid VS. Quickshadow ✫ Velocity VS. Cryak

➜ Greenlight VS. Dust Up ✫ Skyburst VS. Arcee

➜ Lug VS. Slash ✫ Nautica VS. Nickel

➜ Strika VS. Moonracer ✫ Clobber VS. Firestar

➜ Codexa VS. Chromia ✫ Strongarm VS. Rust Dust

➜ Nightbird VS. Shadow Striker ✫ Pyra Magna VS. Road Rage

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Alright now that we've got Swervesweep in the bag:

Go and vote for Sideswipe he's just a little guy 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️

Did RiD do him a little dirty from the comics? Maybe, however we all just gotta stop and appreciate the Red Bots (tm) and Sideswipe is in fact, one of them ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

Transformers Robot Husband Poll (Round 2)

Make sure to vote on ALL of the matches here.

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I know the only thing I have genuinely posted is Sansmaeda art for the wedding and all

However

I will draw Swerve and take Swerve suggestions if the little bartender wins. We gotta pull through with this one, Swervers. We gotta make the win 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️

(Ignore how messy the sketch is, I was speedrunning through the end of class 😔)

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Transformers Robot Husband Poll (Round 2)

Make sure to vote on ALL of the matches here.