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they are gonna need to put me on suicide watch

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one of my favorite adam scenes in all of canon. we learn so much about him. i #love when it’s emphasized that he is frigid and weird and i #love when his internal monologue starts to turn towards acceptance of these things. adam parrish the man boy logician magician you are…

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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

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sorry. it's just so crazy to me that this is the actual dialogue in the last episode and not something i just imagined. they are in love

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coming back to tumblr to say happy birthday to adam parrish can anyone hear me

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rust

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time is a flat circle

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Ginger Snaps (2000) dir. John Fawcett

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THE GREEN KNIGHT (2021) dir. David Lowery

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anyone feel like they’ve been trying to cram other media into a succession-shaped whole in their heart for the last two years with no success or is it just me

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one time when i was 17 i watched an episode of doctor who (tennant years) that made me so inconsolable that i went upstairs to my mom and i sobbed like, "please don't make fun of me, i'm so upset about a fake person from a tv show right now i can't stop crying." she let me sit in her lap and tell her all about the episode and i stopped crying and said i felt so stupid and she started laughing and she said, "i once cried this hard in college over a star trek episode. want to hear about it?" i said yes and then while she told me about the episode she got upset all over again 30 years later and she started crying and then i started laughing about it so hard i started crying again

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ppl who don’t like wicca phase springs eternal verse on gods country are LOSERS god i love that corny electronic cunty autotune shit it hits so beautifully

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[we don't abide such fripperies here.]

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turns out we were right and severance IS an orpheus and eurydice story. except that there were two orpheuses. orphei? and two eurydices. and the tragedy is that because both orphei looked back only one eurydice could be saved

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you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in