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Thematic Headcanons. A series of subject-specific headcanons you can ask your favorite blog and muse.

hc + 🤝 for a headcanon about a connection with one of the receiver's mutual

hc + 👪 for a family-themed headcanon

hc + 🧡 for a friendship-themed headcanon

hc + 💌 for a romance-themed headcanon

hc + 💕 for a loved-themed headcanon

hc + 💔 for a headcanon about a sad experience

hc + 🤥 for a lie-themed headcanon

hc + 😶 for a headcanon about a secret they know of / keep

hc + 😴 for a sleep-themed headcanon

hc + 🌇 for a headcanon about morning- or evening rituals

hc + 🧼 for a hygiene-themed headcanon

hc + 🏠 for a home-themed headcanon

hc + 😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon

hc + 😨 for a fear-themed headcanon

hc + 🤕 for a pain-themed headcanon

hc + 🚶‍♂️ for a habit-themed headcanon

hc + 👍 for a headcanon about things they like

hc + 👎 for a headcanon about things they dislike

hc + 💪 for a sport-themed headcanon

hc + 😡 for a headcanon about something that makes them angry

hc + 👻 for a headcanon about supernatural occurrences

hc + 🥣 for a food-themed headcanon

hc + ☕ for a drink-themed headcanon

hc + 🐈 for a pet/animal-themed headcanon

hc + 🌸 for a plant-themed headcanon

hc + 🌄 for an outdoor-themed headcanon

hc + 🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon

hc + 🗡 for a weapon-themed headcanon

hc + 🎡 for a hobby-themed headcanon

hc + 🚗 for a transportation-themed headcanon

hc + ⏳ for a time-themed headcanon

hc + 🌘 for a night-themed headcanon

hc + 🌞 for a day-themed headcanon

hc + 🪐 for a universe-themed headcanon

hc + 🌂 for a weather-themed headcanon

hc + ⛄ for a season-themed headcanon

hc + 🎉 for a celebration-themed headcanon

hc + 🏆 for a goal-themed headcanon

hc + 💯 for an achievement-themed headcanon

hc + 🚬 for a headcanon about a bad habit

hc + 🎭 for an arts-/crafts-themed headcanon

hc + ✂️ for a hair-themed headcanon

hc + 👗 for a clothes-themed headcanon

hc + 💍 for a jewelry-themed headcanon

hc + 💄 for a makeup-themed headcanon

hc + 🎓 for an education-themed headcanon

hc + 📿 for a faith-themed headcanon

hc + 🎵 for a music-themed headcanon

hc + 📱 for a media-themed headcanon

hc + 🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon

hc + 📔 for a reading-themed headcanon

hc + 💰 for a money-themed

hc + 💼 for a job-themed headcanon

hc + 💉 for a medical-themed headcanon

hc + 🛒 for a shopping-themed headcanon

hc + 🔞 for a nsfw-headcanon

hc + ❓ for a headcanon of the receiver's choice

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OOC

I gots no ideas rn… so I’ll probably only post if I’m @ed or if I get asks lol

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[Crackerjack puts a reassuring hand on Bojack’s shoulder]

Sure thing, kiddo! Maybe we could get some ice cream too, hmm?

Feeling lonely the little foal hugs your leg he craves attention. @declared-dead-crackerjack

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[Crackerjack reaches down and ruffles his mane]

Heya, kiddo. What’s up?

Feeling lonely the little foal hugs your leg he craves attention. @declared-dead-crackerjack

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Mama comforted me, of course. Pops was there when I fell, but when him telling me to stop crying only made me cry harder, he called mom in to deal with my emotions

Bojack took his first steps today! I couldn't find my camera in time...

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Yep, good thing! I remember once when I was little, I thought I could use Blinky (my baby blanket) like a cape or a parachute or something, and fly down the stairs! Needless to say, it did not work. I bruised and scrapped my knee up pretty good

Bojack took his first steps today! I couldn't find my camera in time...

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Aww🥺

Bojack took his first steps today! I couldn't find my camera in time...

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Yes, I would say I have trauma. If me having trauma makes me not a “real” man, well… guess I must be a unicorn!

Hello all, Diane wrote another memoir. It's not about me this time but about my parents. Ugh. Anyway. American Nightmare, out now.

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He abused his son and wife. I don’t say this about many people, but he probably deserves to be miserable.

Good luck, though.

Hello all, Diane wrote another memoir. It's not about me this time but about my parents. Ugh. Anyway. American Nightmare, out now.

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Just ignore him, champ. He’s an idiot who refuses to ever be sensible and can’t be reasoned with. Don’t bother wasting your energy on him.

Hello all, Diane wrote another memoir. It's not about me this time but about my parents. Ugh. Anyway. American Nightmare, out now.

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You’re a saint for dealing with him, every word out of his mouth makes me want to punch him.

As for how I’ve been… alright! Just the usual, dealing with annoying CEO crap, having terrible nightmares, and… being a father😄

Fatherhood is so great, makes everything else bearable… that and my friends, of course! I think I’ll visit Sal soon… :)

@drchamp

Hey buddy, how ya been? :)

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@drchamp

Hey buddy, how ya been? :)

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Personally, I think butterscotch should go die in a hole ☺️

Hello all, Diane wrote another memoir. It's not about me this time but about my parents. Ugh. Anyway. American Nightmare, out now.

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Well…why not!

@bojackhorsemanobviously

Hey buddy! Hope you’ve been taking care of yourself :)

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☹️

@bojackhorsemanobviously

Hey buddy! Hope you’ve been taking care of yourself :)

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You can do it! I believe in you :)

@bojackhorsemanobviously

Hey buddy! Hope you’ve been taking care of yourself :)

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Aww 🥺

@declared-dead-crackerjack @crackerjack-the-sugarman Hey Crackerjack(s). I accidentally deleted Tumblr when I spilled coffee all over my phone. But I'm back!