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the Sinner’s Prayer of may I not be found dead on the toilet, and if I am found dead on the toilet may I not be holding my phone, and if I am found dead on the toilet holding my phone may I at least have been reading something edifying and not composing a half-finished post as a ghastly conclusion to a life wasted.

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dear god won't someone please think of the men? We haven't talked about men since .0038 milliseconds ago please

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I thought these comments were cute... so I drew them...

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Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

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she ended up scrolling thru youtube thumbnails for 10 minutes and finished her food without watching anything

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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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theloyalgoon77: first contact frankie was an amazing person, always told great stories and he had such a huge heart. he will be sorely missed by all that knew him. fly high frank.

gunforhire: TRIGGER. MORTIS. OWES. ME. MONEY.

Sad to announce that my two henchmen, Trigger Mortis and First Contact Franklin have both peacefully passed away early this morning in a high speed boat chase.

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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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Sad to announce that my two henchmen, Trigger Mortis and First Contact Franklin have both peacefully passed away early this morning in a high speed boat chase.

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JOE BIDEN IS SELLING EXPIRED FENTNYL BEHIND THE WAFFLE HOUSE