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[S:] And we're done!

[B:] aaaaaay! ay...(We're doooooone! Oh, a nap sounds so nice right now...)

[F:] I told myself I wouldn't rest until Summer Nights was over... But now Summer Nights is over! We're gonna take a power nap and get back to you when the results are in!

[S:] Thank you as always to our volunteer crew. It's a hard job, and we couldn't Fest without you.

[B:] ayay! aay - ay. (Thank you to everyone who fought in the Splatfest, too! Enjoy the sweet summer sunrise - you earned it.)

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[S:] Team Land!! Nice to see a friend on the CORRECT team.

HAPPY SUMMER NIGHTS SPLATFEST EVERYONE!!!!! 🌟🌟

I’m on Team Land! You can always lean back on it, plus there are tons of types of land travel!!

OH YES I’m here with my bestie @nilathegreat too!!! He got me funnel cake :3

I hope everyone’s having a blast of a Splatfest!! 🎉

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[S/F/B:] SPLATFEEEEST!!

[B:] ay! aaay... (Man, this is so fun! I love Summer Nights...)

[F:] Who has 0-2 thumbs and is crushing it? It's TEAM SEA!! Great job, everyone!

[S:] W-we're not done yet! We've still got a day left of Tricolor Turf Wars! Team Land can still land this victory.

[B:] ay! ayayay!! (Yeah! Just because we're Team Air doesn't mean our heads are stuck in the clouds!)

[F:] Careful, guys. Gettin' salty! Y'know. Like the Sea??? Aaanyway, we're taking a break from our performance and fighting a few battles ourselves!

[B:] ayayay!! aay. ay! (If you see us, come say hi! But, um, don't mob us, please. That's how our teammates will steal the win!)

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Hey I know I’m usually apolitical but there is news of the creation of the Controlled People’s Protection Act (CPPA) going into legislation, which would be huge for satanized people like me.

It would

Make it easier for controlled peoples (this includes sanitized and fuzzy people alongside any other victims of ink control) to get citizenship in splatsville and get new documents.

Put more resources into treatment research and prevention ie an ink vaccine that could counter the ink viruses

Help controlled peoples readjust into society

This bill is facing some pushback though by many groups (ie grizzco) and so I need you guys to contact your representatives in order to help us! Please!

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[S:] Oh, she's just whining. We didn't come that far, and she's always looking for an excuse to use the eels.

[F:] As much as we like!?

...Shiver, B-Man, you can leave if you want. I'm gonna be yelling 'till the sun goes up!

HEY @deepcutreal! you're stinky >:3

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[S:] Huh. You weren't all in on this?

[B:] aaay... (Three on one feels a little unfair...)

[F:] Huh? We're still doing this, right? I mean, we came all the way here...

HEY @deepcutreal! you're stinky >:3

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[F:] OH, IT'S ON!! Shiver, grab the amps! B-man, start writing! Boutta go Suffer No Fools on these shitheads!

[B:] aaaay... (Maaaan. I was really hoping to spend tonight working on my solo stuff.)

[S:] Hmm... But what to call it? Maybe we one of those old human proverbs! "Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It?"

[B:] ay, ayay!! (Eeew, no! I'm not naming my song after a fart!)

[F:] I don't care what it's called, we leave in ten!

HEY @deepcutreal! you're stinky >:3

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[F:] FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!! Good job, girl!! You two are so cute together!!

[S:] Sigh... I wish my girlfriend would win me a shark plushie...

[F:] Like you don't have enough already??? Anyway, keep us posted! Big Man and I are invested now! (Shiver's still sulking about the shark, but she'll come around!)

Guys… guys, I kinda sorta went on a date to The Shoal with the pretty girl I mentioned in my last post… 🫣

Turns out her name is Brynn, and she’s this super cool punk skater… she’s super kind under her punk demeanor though! 🥰 and she won me this cute shark plushie 🫶🥰

(If I can work up the courage, I’ll definitely ask to hang out again sometime! She even gave me her number so we can keep in touch…! 🫶✨)

(Also huge thanks to Frye of @deepcutreal for being the best wingwoman and helping me out!)

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If a regional war breaks out between Iran and Israel, Gaza will be forgotten. We will continue to suffer this suffering and will not be mentioned in anything. We will be forgotten forever.

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//OOPS reblogged from main again sorry!!

[F:] NICE. I needed something fun to do tonight! D'you know where she's headed?

Guys… I just saw the cutest girl pass by… she’s so cool and so pretty, what do I do??? ☺️🩵

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[S, F, B:] SPLATFEEEEEST!!!

[S:] For those who didn't tune into today's Splatcast, we've just received our next Splatfest theme!

[F:] And it's our Summer Nights theme, too! I'm so excited to put the blueberry back on!

[B:] aaay... ay? (The theme is... Which would you rather travel by? Land, sea, or air?)

[S:] Okay, let's get it out of the way: Splatsville traffic is HORRIBLE. But I'm on Team Land for the trains! Oh, they're beautiful! High-speed, affordable, and the view can't be beat. I can see water and clouds anywhere. I want to see the world flying by, the countries and towns and cities blending together into one beautiful landscape!

[F:] Trains are so boring, though! Have you ever BEEN on a boat? We as a society found the most hazardous thing for us and went, "Yes. This is the fastest way to get anywhere." And they're RIGHT!! Why go around or above when you could go STRAIGHT THROUGH? It's kinda metal, honestly.

[B]: aaaay. aaay? ay, ayay ay! (Wow. What a novel experience it must be, to travel through water. Y'know what's a real novel experience, though? Soaring through the sky! I, um, need a little extra room when I fly, but once I get it, flying is so luxurious! They give you snacks, you can read a book or watch a movie, and it's the only way to get places you can't go by land and can't go quickly by sea. Going by air is the only practical option!)

[S:] Looks like the Pledge Box is already set up, so hoof it on down and choose the winning team!

[F:] We'll sea about that! Float your boat down and vote for the GOAT!

[B:] aaay, ay ay! (Glide on over to the Pledge Box, and help us soar to victory!)

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Any opinions on your boss Marie? What kinda tasks does she usually give you guys? (Hope you get that raise soon BM!)

[S:] Oh, we certainly have opinions... but they're mostly positive ones.

[F:] It's still a problem that places like the Splatlands are overlooked in favor of Inkadia (honestly just the Inkling parts, too), but... they seem to realize that, too.

[S:] And, honestly, they're not bad company. Marie is almost as cold-blooded as me, I hate to say, and Callie and Frye have a lot in common. They're back in Inkopolis now, but we still chat online fairly frequently. ...Um. For Alterna-related reasons only, of course.

[B:] aaay! ayay... ay! (Yeah! I'm glad my friends and my girlfriends are friends! Boss Marie still orders us around a lot when she's in town, though... I can get coffee for Frye and Shiver, but I can't carry five cups at once!)

ay.... (Y'know... they never did give me that raise... Maan, after all that work...)

[F:] THEY WHAT

[S:] Train tickets are booked. Let's go have a little chat with our dear employers...

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[F:] You're too sweet!! Always happy to meet a fan! I hope we see each other again sometime!

[S:] Thank you for the kind words! If you come back around the same time, you should join us for an Anarchy Battle. It's... difficult, playing with exactly one stranger.

[B:] aaay, ayay! ayay aayay :) [D'aaaw, that made my whole day! It was so great to meet you! I'm making this photo the wallpaper on my cucumber-phone! It's nice to have something like this to cheer you up.]

YOU’RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHO I RAN INTO.

@deepcutreal !!! I was heading out to the training grounds and bumped into them! I still can’t believe they accepted my selfie, I’m gonna cherish this forever!! 🤩

If you guys somehow see this, thank you so so so much!! It was such a delight running into you and I had a blast, even if short-lived!! You guys are the best! 🤘🌟

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[F:] It's pride month! And we're resurrecting our Chumblr so we can be FUCKING GAY ABOUT IT!!

I love my boyfriend! And my girlfriend!!

[S:] I love my girlfriend! And my boyfriend!

[B:] ay! ay!! [I love my girlfriend! And my other girlfriend!]

...aay, ayayay? [...which is why our next splatfest is, "Which of us is gayest? Shiver, Frye, or Big Man?]

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hey deep cut, big fan.

i just wanna apologize for my friends who were fighting infront of your little office thingy and almost broke the glass, and the only reason why they didnt was because i pulled them away.

theyre really stupid and reckless.

[F:] HAH! Sounds like my kinda people! They didn't break the glass, right? So they're (and you're) all good! The glass is a lot tougher than people think, it's like the kind in museums. We learned from the first few broken windows. (One of which may or may not have been me!)

...That being said, if they DID break the glass, I'd sic the eels on 'em faster than you could pledge your everlasting fealty to the Splatlands. Shit is expensive!

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[B:] aay! [Anytime!]

i am going to inkblot art academy this fall,,, freaking the shell out over everything while i'm making sure i'm all set for the classes i'm signing up for,,, probably gonna need to get myself a new job over the summer to pay for tuition and books and stuff. i was gonna stay at my mom's house instead of living on campus anyway, so that's one extra thing i don't have to pay for at least...

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[S:] We're honored to have you! I'll keep my eye out during our next fest. It means a lot to hear your love for our city!

Man octoling insults go crazy. Guess being trapped underground for a century leads your language to evolve a certain way.