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A book crystallized in the ocean

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For all the MTG fans, if you know, then you know.

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yoda

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I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin

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"This ship is sooo weird! Can't you make Topaz into a Mobian or something!??" I sure can, buddy.... I SURE CAN. [Making it very clear who the freak of this relationship is. ] More Topaz designs and stuff under the cut vvv

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Some other Topaz designs! As suggested by others. HONESTLY I wanted Topaz to be something non-flying since I thought that fit her personality (she'd be a speed character I think) BUT then I learned theres literally a species of Hummingbird known as TOPAZ AND I JUS- Damn. that's probably as fitting as its gonna get.

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United Healthcare getting sued by its investors, because it didn't warn them that the CEO getting murdered (by the tendrils of their unmitigated greed) was going to lead to them approving more claims (for covered services that they had no right to deny) is a cartoonish example of exactly why their CEO got murdered.

Their argument is essentially "You promised us a specific profit margin that is not possible to achieve under this increased public scrutiny of your unethical practices. We only agreed to invest because of those unethical practices. So we demand compensation because you didn't warn us that you'd be behaving more ethically"

And idk. Satire isn't just dead. We've pissed on its corpse and now it's dissolving in lye.

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

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the best thing a girl can be is a little bit manipulative. or a lot

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