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marijuana more like marijuanah. say no to drugs. stop kony
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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
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Labyrinth (1986), starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.
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today i discovered the john mulaney bot twitter and it surpassed expectations
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Can tumblr stop opening links if I even so much as look at a hyperlink jfc can a bastard scroll in peace
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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don’t get me wrong I want sex and I want your body on mine and I want to make you moan but more than that I just wanna fall asleep with your arms around me and your hand in mine and not a care in the world
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appalled that this wasn’t already done so i had to do it myself
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