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I feel like I just had a lil seizures

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"what the fuck is up with people thinking they can just post images on their Instagram 😂😂😂 ??? ???? we don't give a fuck (unknown emoji combo) keep your images of your family and friends off my fucking feed 🤢🤢😂 dumb bitch 👆🖕"

Best I could do, if anyone has any better ideas, please amend :)

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Yeah, them maga fuckheads who voted for a pedophile against their own interest because they don't know what a tariff is shoulda choked to death on legos. This world would have a whole lot less fascism in it lol

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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It is indeed.

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That's a rite aid if I ever seen one

geoguesser but for retail chains

you get one (possibly 360 degree) photo of the interior with all identifying logos and labels scrubbed out, and you have to guess if it’s a Kroger or an Aldi or a Hallmark or a Hot Topic based on either highly specific details or vibes

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Shawn soencer

i wasnt expecting there to be so many psych fans which im glad because its my new comfort show and i want to draw shawn soencer hes genuinely who i aspire to be

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Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

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Perchance a normal banana for scale? I don't know how much smaller the below average banana is Ó⁠╭⁠╮⁠Ò

I'm literally like, one inch tall. I'm itty bitty. this is a well known fact about me. I'm like the same size as a coin, depending on the coin. helpful diagram below

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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She fights crime

Heard you wanted pet photos?

Well here's my little child :)

H. hey man whats going on with the last one.

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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@shencomix

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What about apple b?

favorite sweets?

Nerd gummy clunters and mamba

reeses king size (more peanut butter in there)

apple a

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it’s fun that Mormonism is based off pseudo-archeology and Scientology is based off pseudo-psychiatry. By that logic the big American New Religious Movement of the 21st century is gonna be based on… pseudo-computer science?