I don't hate you because you're a mage. I hate you because you won't shut up about it. My pronouns are "ha ha ha" because I identify as a comedian.
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when the sun gets caught in a tree’s web 🌅 Credit @eric66699999
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I sense you like a broken window The lack of something makes a sound Life is such a wonderful waste of time I wanna spend it with you Almost Nothing by Silent Poets
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do you ever draw something for yourself that’s so deliciously self-indulgent that you just sit there like
[Image ID: 2 digital drawings of a short-haired person drawing on a tablet. In the first image they are looking at the screen and blushing pink. In the second image they are looking away from the screen and blushing more heavily, with the caption “…is this allowed?”. End ID]
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eternally thinking about "Celene - sixteen, hollow-eyed, with both her parents dead" playing the perfect porcelain doll for Lady Mantillon

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Yeah, the doctors ran some blood work and discovered I was actually the Thing all along. No, I don't know if my insurance will cover it
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In an alternate universe, we’re stuck doing another job, doodling on spreadsheets instead of releasing comics.
It’s truly the saddest universe we could think of and we’re determined to build a machine that gets in contact with these sad slobs to let them know their true calling.
Help us to save THIS reality by joining our Patreon! We’ll keep making comics while you’ll get loads of benefits, and a virtual high-five for saving us all!
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